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<p dir="auto"><strong>reo1000</strong> — <em>14 years ago(January 11, 2012 04:12 PM)</em></p>
<p dir="auto">There is so much wrong with this movie, I don't know where to start, but this has to be the worst, if there are shark attacks on the beach, run off the beach!<br />
Off<br />
the beach! Not back and forth on the beach! Run<br />
off<br />
the beach! I can't believe how many people they had run back and forth.<br />
Was Jimmy Green meant to be insane?! He saw two shark attacks before his father got killed, but only believed it when his father died, then he acted all stupid. Then he saw another shark attack and instead of staying off the beach to save himself, which would be in character, he just stood there until the main attack. And his idea of helping people off the pier was to tell people already running off the pier to get off the pier.<br />
The rest of the characters were just so dull, there was no-one to root for. The shark catcher was no Sam Quint, I also rolled my eyes at the 'You're going to need a bigger beach' line and the Mayor's obvious Samuel L. Jackson speech before getting eaten.<br />
The big shark at the end suddenly got smaller when it crashed into that room, that was nearly as bad as Super Shark with that Shark changing size.<br />
A poor movie and I am disappointed that I thought it would be better, but bring on Shark Night.<br />
You never know when you might need to kill someone.</p>
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