I want to be an alcoholic
And have lots of drunken sex
I want to drink until my nose bleeds
It’s worth all the side effects
I want to be an alcoholic
And get my girlfriends drunk
So they can give me better head
And act like little sluts
I want to be an alcoholic
Until my liver wastes away
I want to drink until I pass out
The same as yesterday
I want to be an alcoholic
Until I’m dead and gone
But my life will have been worth it
Thanks to alcohol

Thanks Nettie

You kill me!

Not surprising… they're my favorite

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Wow that’s really good! Giving me beastie boys vibes
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Thanks.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Good man

Oh HELL YEAH!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I'll take that as s good damn

daaammmnnn!!!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Your kind sentiments make it all worthwhile

before you leave remember I was with you

Let me tell y'all a story
'bout Sally down the block.
Five nine…big behind
body hard as a rock.
She got into my ear
The girl could talk the talk.
Told her I'm Deliciousfeet
And I can walk the walk.
Yeah she was a talker
But not a cock blocker.
We did the wild thang
and she turned into a stalker.
She be at my joint
almost every single night.
Straight to the weed jar
Gettin' high as a kite.
Then we be lickin' and stickin'
Til we see the sunlight.
I knew the girly was all wrong
But the kitty was all right!
Now she's on my jock
At my crib round the clock.
Shit make my head numb
Like a squeeze from Mr. Spock.
So I jumped in Dixie
To try and get away.
Nah Dixie ain't my side piece
She my hoopty Chevrolet
The whip was whippin'…
Deliciousfeet be dippin'…
Took a left on vine
But Sally caught me slippin'!
Bust out the door
From the Kentucky fried chicken.
Saw the look on my face
And Sally started trippin'!
"Try to blend in…
I bet she didn't see ya."
But in the rear view
I saw her jump in her Kia.
She was jammin' the lanes
Like it was goin' out of style.
I was slammin' my breaks
Traffic backed up for a mile!
Passive aggression
my means of deflection
Hit a back alley
to avoid detection
But Sally's not silly
Due to introspection.
She pulled a U turn
In the intersection!
The screech of tires…
My hope expires…
The girl is out for blood…
Ladies all vampires!
I make my decision
As she takes the pole position.
I tried to duck and weave
But that caused a collision.
Wake up in the Kia
Don't know what to expect.
Looks like we goin' back to my place
'Cause my Dixie wrecked!
Back at my fort
She on my junk with no discussion.
I try to fight her off
But I suffered a concussion.
My sex moves so raunchy
Her ass cheeks be blushin'.
I beat that booty like a drum.
Naked flesh percussion!
Good God!
Sally's chocha on fire!
My wedding tackle hugs her curves
Like a Goodyear tire.
I'm locked and loaded…
Fixin to explode when…
Sally flips around
To get her whole face coated!
Now that's the kinda freak
That I'm talkin about.
Sally always drags me back
When I'm just about out
That's Sally down the block…
Premium like blue Chip stock.
She's a love broker…
And my cocks in hock!

before you leave remember I was with you

sex sux,
But six sox say a sax sux more.

before you leave remember I was with you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have the herpes,
And now so do you

You need to do it in CROFT diction

It's been fun. Thank you for your idea!
before you leave remember I was with you

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Thank you guys so much for your entries. I’m working on the prizes and I’ll speak to Nimda about screen name colors being a suppplementary prize.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I love it!
Wrapped up nice and tight so to speak.
Careful, your genius is starting to show again.
before you leave remember I was with you

Great stuff Dazed! Sex is a laugh, and proves Mother Nature has sense of humor!

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I Appreciate it!
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before you leave remember I was with you