Don't playboy with me

Don't play coy with me
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Not at all

Same thing
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Nope…just set him free

You created a monster! A MONSTER
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Fine but next time you need cpr I will just stand there, laugh and watch you die. If whoever asks me why I didn’t help I’ll simply say “no habla engless”

Don't you get hot sitting out in the sun in the parking lot at Home Depot all day waiting for somebody who will pay you sub standard wages while you pray to the Virgin Guadalupe he doesn't ask you for your papers??????
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Don’t you have clothes to fold, bitch? Andale! Andale! Those tacky classless rings aren’t gonna pay themselves.

Near the border?
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

I’ll have my people pick up the prize Friday morning, dahlin’!

yep!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Break out the wave for special occasions?

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

You got robbed, Flo.

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Did I win?

What prize did you get?
My password is password

Thanks! This was a great thread idea

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Looks like so far you’re the only with a serious submission. Bravo
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

You must have missed the poem about feces. It was the clear winner.
My password is password

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

If no one else submits a good poem by Thursday night you’re going to be the winner.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!