<![CDATA[You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Star Hero — 1 year ago(September 12, 2024 11:48 AM)

You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off the NCC 1707 Lexington, even after being damaged in battle in the episode "the Ultimate Computer" after the 1701 was controlled by Dr. Richard Daystrom. It is obvious that LOGIC is not the weapon of choice here with you TIM BURTON NERDS. Maybe if you managed to get out of your parents house and take off your gothic clothes and breath some earthen atmosphere your feeble neurons could grasp that fictional characters like Beetlejuice would get slammed and brutalized in a confrontation by a superior alien species like a Vulcan, not even mentioning a Klingon during mating season, female at that.
ScaryMan, it's pathetic that you try to "out" me as a Star Trek dealer as if I am ASHAMED of that fact, and that you dare even attempt to ridicule my demonstrations of the Klingon fighting arts when I have clearly enlightened many people's lives, perhaps saving some with proper self defense techniques. At convention after convention I have numerous people approach me with genuine awe at my powerful movements, and not a few of them shall I say have been of the opposite sex.
Indeed, if you feel so inclined to test out your fake "movie" martial arts on me, since you live in Ft Worth as I do, I will extend a challenge of honor to join me in battle so that I may demonstrate how your pathetic classic film delusions will fail against the might of a Klingon kick and a Vulcan nerve pinch.
Let's settle this once and for all.
Engage!

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Thank you for your well thought out response, however…
Beetlejuice exists, so it's sort of like being alive in the first place. He can never die for good, right? So then how can Spock kill him forever without him just getting summoned back?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180253https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180253Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:09 GMT]]>AnthonySocksss — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 01:22 AM)

Beetlejuice is never alive to begin with, he is a demon that is summoned by invoking the Beetlejuice effect, and subsequently he is banished back to the netherworld by saying the same phrase in his presence.
However, he has paranormal tricks up his to prevent people from saying his name three times. If he ever managed to marry a living person, the ritual would allow him to stay in the real world as an undead demon and spread chaos wherever he goes.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180252https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180252Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:07 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 01:04 AM)

Yes, but if Beetlejuice is killed, wouldn't he just be a ghost again? How can he die then?
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180251https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180251Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:06 GMT]]>AnthonySocksss — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:25 PM)

Did you not watch the movie? Lol it’s part of the spell that gives him access to the physical world
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180250https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180250Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:04 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:24 PM)

How can saying his name a certain number of times actually defeat him, though?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180249https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180249Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:03 GMT]]>*·* — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 06:41 PM)

S'chn S'chn S'chn ?
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180248https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180248Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:01 GMT]]>AnthonySocksss — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 06:22 PM)

Because anyone can defeat him by saying his name 3x
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180247https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180247Thu, 07 May 2026 02:19:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:59 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 09:53 AM)

Hey Anthony why do you think Spock can beat Beetlejuice?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180246https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180246Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:58 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 01:27 AM)

Truth!
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180245https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180245Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:57 GMT]]>AnthonySocksss — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 12:56 AM)

Considering Spock remains 100% calm and rational even in the face of extreme danger, and doesn’t appear to exhibit fear, it would seem Betelgeuse’s scare tactics would have little to no effect on him.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180244https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180244Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:55 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 09:32 AM)

My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180243https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180243Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:54 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 04:02 AM)

would spock be able to beat both beterjuice and lydia?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180242https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180242Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:52 GMT]]>*·* — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 04:01 AM)

pɹoʍssɐd sᴉ pɹoʍssɐd ʎW

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180241https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180241Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:51 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 02:57 AM)

Whynot say deflect?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180240https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180240Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:49 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:48 AM)

spocks awesome
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180239https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180239Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:48 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:46 AM)

So?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180238https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180238Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:46 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:40 AM)

Yeah, I guess so. Why remake and reboot everything on the face of the earth?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180237https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180237Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:45 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:38 AM)

Ignore the new garbage. The ORIGINAL Leonard Nimoy Star Trek is ALL THAT MATTERS.
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180236https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180236Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:43 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:37 AM)

In the 2009 feature film Star Trek, Spock and Nyota Uhura are depicted as a romantic couple.
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180235https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180235Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:42 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 01:37 AM)

What's so funny
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180234https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180234Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:41 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:35 AM)

Wrong account?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180233https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180233Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:39 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:34 AM)

What do you want?
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180232https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180232Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:38 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:10 AM)

Elle
My password is password.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180231https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2180231Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to You can make fun of me all you want, but your words defect off me like one of the Enterprise's torpedoes skimming off th on Thu, 07 May 2026 02:18:36 GMT]]>/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 02:19 AM)

Which account?
My password is password.

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