Sorry the movie doesn't have enough butt sex and transgenders in it for you.
VLAD LOVES UNDERAGE BOYS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY USED TO.

I'm glad I saved you the ticket price

The film looks **** and I blame you

Looks bad.
My password is password.

I DON'T LIKE IT!!!
My password is password.

HE'S USING THE MODERN DAY LINGO YOU CUNT WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Ask the 90s. Or even earlier. That's when the saying started becoming popular in colloquial speech.

Spider-Man swings about in the air, his anger is never released but occasionally he drops
What are you,
Attitude-Man
?

Why not say the trailer has just been released. What's this "dropped" bullshit about?!
My password is password.

There are worse ways to go than saucy spare ribs, chicken balls curry sauce and fried rice (With prawn crackers) and banana fritter
Shit, that's me in the mood for some now…
…might get a special chow mein and a couple of giant spring rolls to go with that

You're pear shaped
My password is password.

my guts are clogged with fat and death
.

Your waistline shows it

I never go easy on the ch1nk

I'll take dickhead **** but easy on the *****!

I need to go emptey muh sack before I watch this you better not be lying to me you ***** dickhead ****

Here you go, here's Paul from Heavy Spoilers with more detailed minutiae than I have

Spoilers below, don't blame me if someone else leaks them into other threads:
Peter Parker lives in the same world as No Way Home. Nobody knows who he is, he doesn't exist and he is all alone but shadowing his former friends. Suddenly (Because there's always a suddenly) he has lost his powers. Then he's with the Punisher from the Marvel TV show (And Daredevil) and a gang of ninjas (Maybe The Hand) are kicking up fuss around their city. There's a bit of narration from an Avery Brooks soundalike. There's a gag about Peter being a friendly neighbour at the end
And that's about that

Can you break it down and list all the Easter eggs

I don't know why it was filmed in Glasgow Bobby but a lot of where it was filmed was around the corner from my old flat and that Merchant City area that Gary was in for eating at Single End

Oh so it was filmed in Glasgow this time was it? Why can they never film in ACTUAL New York? Marvel are such cheapskates.
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!

There are so many parts of the Glasgow I used to live in within that trailer Bobby
Yup, that was a Sainsbury's, Bella Pasta there, oops - Spudulike, Pancake Place! Bonkers! That was an Index…and so on and so forth
I'll see the movie just to see all the alleys I've had adventures down
But yeah, when is the new ABC Warriors (Or even the old one) movie coming out?

I’ve already seen it boring when’s the new ABC Warriors movie?
WEE WILLY WILLY FIND ALL THE WAY HOME!