Personally I'd have a sentient nanomachine-cloud from seemingly nowhere descend upon Earth and talk to someone (e.g. Clark or Lois) as a hologram of a childhood imaginary friend, claiming it's bored and challenging Superman to play its game for reasons unknown.
And I'd try to get Peter Dinklage to be that hologram.
EDIT: And in the end we'd be left like "So did Brainiac 5 send it from the future to prepare Superman? Did New Genesis or Metron send it? Is it just from the fifth dimension like it claims?"
Also, this
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they'd have to find the right actor to do the voice. i don't think it could be done live action, it would have to be CG
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Mister Mxyzptlk could be in Supergirl or something, if they really felt like doing that. I doubt it would work in the movies though.

no Mister Mxyzptlk is a bit too difficult to translate into live action. though it would be interesting to see if anybody could top the performance of Howie Mandel.
IMDB taught me: cynicism is praised. optimism must be stamped out wherever it can be found.

Especially after Johnathon gave up his life for Krypto in that Man of Steel movie
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No, because then it will not all end with a bang or a whimper but with this:
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Also, this
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http://www.imdb.com/board/bd0000130/nest/263626706

Serious answers only please.
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"hate" is a strong word but i can't say i love what the guy looks like when he's out in public in the paparazzi photos. He always looks schlubby and over-weight, and the beard (usually) doesn't do him any favors.

You mean the actor specifically or his portrayal of Batman

We do not hate bale as bat-sy he was mature and played the role very mature

Nothing. I love everything about him.

That he didn't throw the script for 'Nolan's knight rises' in the nearest bin and refuse to do the movie until his character was changed back from an arthritic clueless imbecile who couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a Bat-ass detector to the Bruce Wayne/Batman of TDK.
An opinion is not offensive just because you do not agree with it.

The voice, his stupidity in TDKR, and the way they played Bruce Wayne as Paris Hilton with a dick.

1. BVS 2. TWS 3. Avengers

Nah, that title goes to UltimateHippo
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I wonder when ol' Spencer will show up
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I love Christian Bale. My only problem with him is the same thing as everyone else. The Batman voice is so goddamn stupid. "Where is the trigger?! Where's the trigger?! TELL ME WHERE THE TRIGGER IS!!!!"

Hmm that's an interesting idea. Dent sure but joker? That would be something

He was just the wrong actor to portray Bruce Wayne and Batman.
How exactly?

He was just the wrong actor to portray Bruce Wayne and Batman. He would have made a better Harvey Dent or Joker.

Only the voice but I don't have huge issues with it. They should have used a voice modulator.

Thats all an act, Thats not how Bale's Bruce Wayne actually acts when in private. That's his public persona.
I know. But that doesn't make it any less annoying.
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