If she can guarantee my safe passage into her vagina, then we have a deal.

We need a like button on Filmboards. I like your comment.
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Homicidal_User

I mean if the goal is to survive against dinosaurs that's a matter of strategy not brute strength so I'd rather be lead by a 5'3 woman who knows what she's doing than some steroid junkie whose only plan is to punch a T Rex.

can imagine yourself in a photo of blurry-eyed drunken hippies, all of you waving your arms. Also, imagine yourself in a photo with a group of people all smiling maniacally at the camera — your shaking arms outstretched gleefully towards someone across the table. This person comments on the photo: "Ahh there goes TheMarks again, always going for my boobs."

Bro, she’s basically a human shield against frying pan grease in the kitchen.
That **** is scorching so she can protect you from something…

I'm cut. No cheese
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

I eat wosits all the time i am more than ready for how small and cheesy a dick belonging to a man like you would be, bring it on. Do you have any brothers and cousins? Id love a crushed wotsit sandwich.

If I'm paying you you'd better be prepared to suck dick
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

I'll send you my paypal

You're making us laugh too hard!
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My password is password.