This is just when he isn't on his hana/buna accounts.

Don't you find it sad that you spend this much time and effort into talking to yourself?
My password is password.

Impulse is always the best way to the true self Ricky
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It just seemed like a cool thing to do.
I’m Ricky and I just don’t care and I do what I want!

There's a real dark side to you Ricky
I like it!
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I kept you waiting then for almost two days for a response. There’s no real reason that I did that, only that I could, it was in my power to do it…so I did.

That's very flattering Ricky but I'm exclusive to Bobby on such matters
Get you and a bunch of young uns' up to scratch and do it yourselves. It will be a whole lot more appealing to the cardigan squad if they feel that they are mothering you
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Will you do it for me?
I’ll tell you stories about my life, you write it (as I am out vaping and glue sniffing) and then we can share the credit.
It will be raw TRUE LIFE NORTHERN GRIT which people love but with that Siggy intelligence that audiences will fall in love with in the scripts.

You've just got to find that right edge Ricky, that zeitgeist which will have the watercooler moment ladies thinking that they can fix the world with a bake-off or something
Once you've found that everything else will click into place
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I suppose that I could knock something up about disaffected youth in deprived towns, vaping, sniffing glue and eating cheap fried chicken and the like…
But I’d rather just be out vaping and sniffing glue myself.

You could make your own and sell it to Netflix Ricky
That's what that guy from Boardwalk Empire did and he's racking it in now
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Shut up fatty!

Take your meds sweetie, you're talking to yourself again.
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No I don’t think that I’m going to bother. Bobby thinks that I should as he thinks it would be educational for me and Bobbinia but I think that going outside vaping and such like will be a better use of our time.

It's just 4 episodes all shot around a school at the same time with one camera and it takes ages to get through Ricky
Imagine doing a 40 minutes Tiktok with your Pixel 9, now imagine doing it 3 more times
That's the show. Nothing more to it. I mean in one of the episodes they don't even leave a room. 40 minutes of someone just going around two people talking?!?
I'd still watch it though Ricky. Gurls love a bit o' culture an' at
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Good job.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

You might be right so I don’t think I’ll bother. I bet it’s really boring. I’ll go out instead and vape.

You don’t possess the mental capacity to see it, let alone understand it.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.