<![CDATA[they even screwed the nude scenes up!]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Lumberjack Man

sedativchunk — 10 years ago(March 26, 2016 10:05 PM)

This movie is a pile of crap. Caught it on Showtime the other night. The one thing it had going for it was the nudity, but even that they managed to screwed up. Two of the best scenes in the movie (the girl putting lotion on and the chicks skinny dipping) both had to annoyingly switch to shots of guy(s) spying on them. The scenes were also cut WAY too short. We think we are gonna see some girl-on-girl action with the skinny dipping scene and then boom, it's over. Lotion girl, though we would see her pleasure herself, nope, it's over.
This movie is just a big tease. They should have just made it a softcore Showtime porno because the comedy/horror elements were absolute trash. Can't believe Michael Madsen agreed to do this sack of ****.

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Honestly watching porn would be a more satisfying alternative in this case considering most of the female cast are porn stars to begin with.

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What did you reasonably expect??? You guys are the idiots expecting the next big thing when it's just this thing called entertainment!

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Have you seen many slasher type movies recently? I'm pleasantly surprised when they even have female nudity because they're typically either watered-down PG-13 crap for millenial teens whose helicopter parents won't let them watch an R-rated movie, or they choose to cast a lot of unnecessarily "hot" actresses with "no-nudity clauses" who will take a lot of non-nude showers and have sex with all their underwear on because they are just "too talented" to do am actual nude scene in a lowly horror film.
Horror films are not supposed to be softcore porn, but I'm happy when they have the level of pleasantly distracting nudity they had in the 80's.
Also, girls with big NATURAL boobs tend to look "fat" compared to the teen model types in most movies today. So pick a fetishbig boobs or post-adolescent bodies because nature doesn't really produce them together. I personally enjoy BOTH, but I can't stand mutant-looking combination of post-adolescent female bodies with ridiculously FAKE boobs.
"Let be be finale of seem/ The only emperor is the Emperor of Ice Cream"

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Dude. Go watch some porn.

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girl was fat eww

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