I think you are over-reacting.
None of the major film stars showed their bush. At least not in the first 15 minutes that I am watching it on French TV called TFX.
The bush lady is shown for 4 seconds - and it is part of sketch episode of marital masturbation - where the dude is not even naked at all - we don't even see his butt - he has black underpants. So the old naked lady from Scandinavia is not part of pornography - but as a comedy relief and that makes a huge difference in offending anyone as it would be case in abnormal mentally ill European movies, especially those from Eastern Europe and UK.