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hungryinconway — 1 year ago(January 02, 2025 01:15 AM)

This isn't it. But… all these people are in it instead!
Bill Skarsgard - in his best role since The Crow, almost!
Lilly Rose Depp - Proving you can live off your fathers name even while looking like a trainwreck of poverty, inbreeding, and advanced syphillis.
Willem Dafoe - as Strawberry Shortcake
Nicholas Hoult - Gay faced and proud in yet-another-vampire-movie.
Ralph Ineson - wishing for another juicy role the likes of which he hasn't had since whispering sweet nothings in Theons ear on GOT for all of 2 episodes.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - still looking confused that Kraven the Hunter bombed so hard despite his assumed yet never proven star power.
Simon Mcburney - who is too damned naked for far too much of this movie.
This movie long, slow, and boring af. I've never seen a Dracula movie that I liked, and that hasn't changed. Maybe it's because the story is just trash to begin with. To it's credit, this is the first one of these movies i've actually made it all the way through, with breaks of course, but that may just be because I saw it in theater and felt like i've already walked out on too many movies lately. Maybe it was going to get better? Spoiler warning: it didn't and they turned the lights on as soon as the credits came up so they could sfuffle everyone out of the theater without any dumbasses hanging around to see if there were after credit scenes.
Sorry, not a fan, and I was not impressed. I feel the only reason anyone went to see this was it's the only thing new playing right now that isn't kiddie **** and they took advantage of that to overhype it.
I give it a dismal 2/10.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Thank you, doll.
My password is password.

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This movie long, slow, and boring af.
I felt the same way. It is style over substance.
Put a muzzle on Tits Malone, PI

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I've never seen a Dracula movie that I liked, and that hasn't changed.
Why do you keep watching them, then?

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preachcaleb December 09, 2025 04:01 PM
Member since October 20, 2020
That's a shame. Depp may have been the weakest link, but everyone else killed it in their roles. I love the methodical pace of the story and the visuals were brilliant. There were times I found myself just watching the visuals, like studying a painting.
I gave it an 8/10.
Robby, Robby, Robby!

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That's a shame. Depp may have been the weakest link, but everyone else killed it in their roles. I love the methodical pace of the story and the visuals were brilliant. There were times I found myself just watching the visuals, like studying a painting.
I gave it an 8/10.
So many stories, so little time.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2237733https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2237733Fri, 08 May 2026 00:49:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This isn't it. But… all these people are in it instead! on Fri, 08 May 2026 00:49:33 GMT]]>hungryincockway — 1 year ago(February 08, 2025 07:35 PM)

You called me fat.
Now **** right on off.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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Found it visually spectacular but barely worthy of being considered a tangible movie.
The 2 hours I spent watching it were quite miserable to be honest.
Willem Dafoe was the only shining light.
Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

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i havent seen it yet.
agree wtih you on aaron taylorjohnson .
january is when film companies dump unpopular (bad) films.
at least according to these clowns who like ghost movies

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Couldn't agree more with your review. I'm all Dracula'd out.
My password is password.

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Sheeeit. Thanks for the warning.
Stop.

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Just another flaming dung heap from the anus of hollywood. Rich people and nepo babies playing dress up.
Melton1 Wanted for Pedophilia:
https://i.ibb.co/6cnPmJVr/IMG-0830.jpg
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Zjxk307CND0

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You have awful taste, that's why.
Probably the reason you're so in love with Fugazi, even after he rejected you.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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intense female moaning is crazy

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You are just weird
Alba gu bràth

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Weird that you would even look this up
Alba gu bràth

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2237719https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/2237719Fri, 08 May 2026 00:49:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to This isn't it. But… all these people are in it instead! on Fri, 08 May 2026 00:49:14 GMT]]>hungryinconway — 1 year ago(January 02, 2025 03:34 AM)

I agree. On paper, this sounds like a 10/10 film.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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He was in From Hell, which has Lily-Rose's dad too and a miscast Heather Graham.
And also the Omen movie from last year.
Goddamnit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand. (Phone Booth, 2002)

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My apologies to Steve lake.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

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You leave Steven out of this. He's had a tough day browsing
Alba gu bràth

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