MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(March 24, 2025 11:54 PM)

https://babylonbee.com/news/snow-white-beaten-at-box-office-by-empty-theater-undergoing-renovation
USA:
In another blow for Disney, the live action remake of
Snow White
was beaten at the box office by a middle school recorder recital in Rushville, Nebraska.
According to tracking data, the auditorium had about five dozen people gathered to listen to a recorder medley, trouncing national viewership of
Snow White
four-fold.
"It's a tough pill to swallow,"
said Disney producer Dana MacIntosh.
"After spending hundreds of millions of dollars and years of hard work on this movie, it turns out people would rather hear some 12 year olds screech their way through
Mary Had A Little Lamb.
In fairness, I'm told that half of the audience were parents, but a loss is a loss. Congratulations to the
Recorder Rascals
of Rushville. You earned it."
At publishing time, Snow White producers learned that they had also lost the box office competition to an empty theater currently undergoing renovations.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.