I don't have a ****ing penis
Then what's in my mouth right now? Stupid ******
My password is password

woosh
My password is password

I don't have a ****ing penis. You goddamn morons. To say that this entire line of sarcastic retort has gone over your heads is a massive understatement.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

Can I suck it? I'm a 0 on the kinsey scale.
My password is password

I'll inform my penis in a notarized letter.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

Kinsey 6 = flaming ******.
My password is password

woosh
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

My password is password

My password is password

Nice Freudian slip, bitch!
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Sry MoB. Frrt doesn't want to **** you.
My password is password

I'm a kinsey 6 hetero. Sorry to disappoint you and ruin Fartts fantasies.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

Lol. Unrequited. Didn't even catch that one.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

unrecruited 🤌
My password is password

You are a latent lesbian. Your unrecruited sexual attraction towards Frrt is the reason behind your incessant meltdowns.
My password is password

Yes
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

You know I'm retarded, right?
My password is password

You know I am a heterosexual woman, right? So even if she were, why the **** would I care? I'm not some thirsty board man trying to **** her, you ****ing moron.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

You know that "insurgent" is a diseased whore, right?
My password is password

I know.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

They're jealous as ****.

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I did and I'm not ****ing ashamed of that. It takes a lot of money, time, patience, stress, and management to upkeep an estate like mine and I've been doing that for a long time since both of my parents died young. I'm NOT sorry that your parents weren't successful and didn't have **** to leave to you when they died. I'm not sorry you can't afford decent property of your own in this economy. That's not my problem. Anyone talking **** is just envious. As if when your parents die and you're handed your inheritance you're gonna say, however meager or larger it is, "oh, no thank you, I'm too good for that, you can donate all of it." GTFO and STFU.
Your penis is small. I hate you. Don't talk to me.

Wow! You really get me.