I was the CEO of my own babysitting empire by the age of 13. I was also the only employee. LOL
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You should have made a babysitting company.

Aww!
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You and I are besties.

Babysitting. Started at 9.
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I bet you were the cutest little chimney sweep

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Lol who the **** are you , Dick Van Dyke?
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Actually, my first job position wasn’t even a paying one. It was a volunteer position. Because my mom didn’t want me to work. She said I was too stupid to work, therefore I needed to focus on my schoolwork… according to her. Even though, I was a straight A student, mind you. However, I figured out a way to get around her by just volunteering at a daycare.
Granted, then she started claiming that I would eventually kill one of the kids. So, that was fun. I must rather her go back to calling me stupid than her saying I’ll murder a poor defendless child.

My first job was babysitting. I’ve always taken nurturing work positions or volunteer positions. Anything that allows me to help people in any way I can.

Daily? do you purposely exaggerate or does it come naturally?
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Oh heavens no! I had my hymen broken on my wedding night at age 26.
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

And were you fcking on the daily by age 13 like a certain damaged bitch?