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We don't
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Pig

we all pay for that in the end though if everyone did that there would be no more movies or games
Not human

Movies,tv shows,mobile games,music…
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Straws. Although some places have signs now saying you have to ask for a straw if you want one, due to environmental concerns.

Knowledge.
Boom.
(Unless you’re Adam and Eve)
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Lots of lube
Ho Ho Ho

The path of least resistance.

Oh you're gonna burn in hell for that!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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LOL!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Lol
Ho Ho Ho

Okay Nimda ,I believe you.
Ho Ho Ho

Pig

I ain't misandry, I don't even know who misandry is
Not human

I didn't know you were Misandry! No wonder I liked this new user.
The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

Pig

Well at least I will know that those condoms won't have been used by you
Not human

Stop being so cheap Misandry, I hope you don't pick used condoms out of the garbage and reuse them.
Ho Ho Ho

Well THANKS for that.
He moved her hand
between her legs
and whispered,
"make those pretty little fingers
dance for me"

Pig

The local library will usually have all the local weird people.
Not human

https://eu.sctimes.com/story/news/local/2018/04/26/man-accused-masturbation-library-system-ban/555472002/
"Gross misdemeanor" indeed:
A man charged with masturbating at the St. Cloud Public Library Monday night was immediately banned from the library system for a full year, the maximum allowed by state law, said Karen Pundsack, executive director of Great River Regional Library.
On Wednesday, Stearns County charged Shawn Michael Hanrahan with fifth-degree criminal sexual conduct for lewd exhibition with a minor present. It's a gross misdemeanor.

Pig

I'm on ebooks now.
Not human

The library is paradise for bacteria. Think of all the people who read library books while on their toilets. Sometimes the books even have bed bugs.

Pig

Yeah it's always been like that but difference is nowadays most people in the library are on the computers not even looking at the books. Also the DVDs are quite popular at the library near me. A new movie like one of the Marvel movies will have 22 reservations before the thing even is available.
Not human

The library is the ultimate free loaders paradise. You got books, movies, music, newspaper, internet, sometimes coffee. One of the librarians had an apple once and I asked for it and he gave it to me.