Be free, Kirk.

Im a slut.
Ho Ho Ho

Build-a-Bear?

I work as a merchandise coordinator. I intend to leave that job for something academia-based once I finish school.
The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

That’s none of your fcking business stupid bitch!

Marine vacuum cleaner.

Masseuse
Stop.

Fuck yes jack me off in the fitting room.
Stop.

Cashier @ Bed Bath & Beyond

I'm a professional freeloader.
Grade "A" Fully Loaded
"Sexy as Hell"

Slut.
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

In other words you don't work
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I don't really work. But I make my money from being a share holder in multiple Fortune 500 companies.
I was a stock broker for a Manhattan firm for a while, though.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

I work at build-a-bear. Would you like me to build you a bear, bro?

Where were u when I needed you.
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Yeah I'm mostly here in the morning. Sometimes I post here while im in class and don't pay attention .
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

That’s cool Erica you don’t post enough also ! I miss ya
I heard you like the bad girls honey, is that true? - Lana Del Rey

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Medical research specialist and Data curater. I won't say for which school or company.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

I sell exotic animals on the black market. If you absolutely need a humpback whale, and you need it by this Friday, I'm your guy.

The only thing you lead is your chin into some dudes nutsack!

You are not your ****ing khakis, bro.
Unless you're Ryan, and then you are.

I was implying Target.

LOL NO, I work somewhere nice, not McDonald’s haha
“You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model!”

• Jesus, 2019

Oops. It's what we call yellow-ish cotton trousers