Nope. I wear loose jeans that enable my balls to breathe.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

No because I have balls.

Ya but they struggle to fit my figure a lil bit
300lb and beautiful

I have a lot of them, but I don't wear jeans much anymore.
Though, when I do, my legs and tush look like this in them. I can pull them off particularly well because I'm tall, have long legs, and a nice sparkling bubble tush for a dude.
Though, I opt for more comfortable garments now. I like slim fit Nylon pants. Still sexy, age-appropriate, and comfortable.
Never lose your desire.

Too gay

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Too effeminate.