The good old days.

long boat *****
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We have crisps but I find them a bit boring. The bark of trees we keep up our gums.

Do they have crisps in Sweden or do you lot just eat the bark from the trees?
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You eat Discos. No big loss.

You’ve just made an enemy for life
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You are a true working class hero.

It's chocolate. Jfc.

I very rarely eat chocolate - it's just carbs and fat with no nutritional value.
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Twix aren't really my thing, so I haven't. Love Twirls.

I remember at school I used to get 2 packs of salt and vinegar discos, pour 1 into the other and the bag was still only half full.
I'm sure it's only got worse. You seen the size of a ****ing Twix these days
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Disco balls

Loaded with far, carbs and salt. Hard pass.

Yes, but doesn't every country and their grandma's have Doritos? Haven't seen those other ones though.

Discos?
Do you have Doritos over there? What about Tostitos?
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Regular walkers are banal. Walkers Max tho is
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Yeah, I know the regular Walkers pretty well. They're alright but don't get me terribly excited. I've tried Buggles, not really my thing though.

Have you tried walkers? They're better and more like a normal crisp. There's also some things called buggles, iirc, and those are good

Omfg, this is minging stuff. Stuff truly nasty in the crisp department.

ANOTHER STALE LIKE CRISP! WHO IS SUGGESTING THESE TO YOU, LOKI?!?!
But yeah, I'm not fan of discos either. The flavouring on the cheese ones are nice tho lol

No wonder no man will kiss you.

"Crisp emergency." Also, crisp emergency before the expiry date!

Prawn Cocktail, the last bag in the multipack only to be consumed in a crisp emergency.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

Love Taytos but I only see them in Ireland.