olrite wus all dis nonsense den

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

pattie is a burger?
Alba gu bràth

If I'm eating it for lunch I will get something small like a chip or spam butty, but for dinner I would typically get pattie or sausage with chips and gravy/peas. Maybe some scraps depending how bad of a day I've had.
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Ketchup, like an American 🇺🇲
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

I dont quite trust people who eat bland potatoes.

Sounds delicious! I love malt vinegar on chips. I do tend to go a bit overboard with it, however.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

I actually
get a normal one
and I can never eat everything as
it's too much

time for millard to appear in 3…2….1….post!

I swear I got a notification for this!
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Not replying to you, silly girl
Alba gu bràth

I actually get a normal one and I can never eat everything as it's too much
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Figured you for a jumbo sausage type girl
Alba gu bràth

Small cod and chips, loads of salt and vinegar and a pot of curry sauce. Cup of tea, 2 sugars.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

There'a an option on the app to remove what you don't want but it's a hit and miss. I don't mind them adding the gherkin, but the lettuce is all smeared into the cheese! Have you ever tried to scrape lettuce off a big mac, dane? It's ridiculous!
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did you know you can actually ASK them not to put gherkins in the burgers and they will actually respect your wish?
I never knew that until around 2019 lol I just thought they were an non negotiable part of burgermeisting

No salad, ever. I tell them every time that if i detect even a hint of salad then the delivery guy is coming back minus 2 fingers, I write it down in the delivery notes
me whenever a big mac comes with lettuce on and I don't ever get refunded or exchanged.
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I still remember Cornelle melting down over me posting pictures of restaurants with dirty names.
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It's Michael Underwood, kids TV presenter I think.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

No I'm dying cuz of it. Only a mcdonald's delivery will make it better.
faints
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https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/fears-ww3-has-started-in-hull-as-foul-play-not-ruled-out-in-north-sea-tanker-crash/ar-AA1AG3PW?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=737df06499014f288ce3e8b006f7c1db&ei=16
OMG ARE YOU OK MY SWEET ANGEL BABYCAKES???

Wait a minute.. is it him? 🧐
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He looks like a fat Beppe from eastenders
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Have you ever seen this bloke pop up on your TV at some point in the past?
Me and my cousin met him in that very building lol I would not have noticed at all had my cousin not loudly brought it to my attention. He was getting a kebab.

No it looks like a turkish takeaway or something
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