‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Gay 4 Fugazi

I shall do no such thing.
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Google it
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Gay 4 Fugazi

I was sharing a muffaletta
excuse me?
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The name put me off for a long time, but I was in a situation where I was sharing a muffaletta and I started liking it, realizing it was similar to pepperoni. How I started liking olives too.
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an OBSCENE amount of butter
like if i grabbed u by ur gut and wrung u out like a wet towel , all the goo that would hit the floor , that amount

You're grossed out that a sandwich had butter on it?

Is it similar in taste to pepperoni?
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salami can be good and can also be absolutely revolting
pair it with a nice cheese some bread and a glass of wine , yes
one of my buddies in elementary school always came to school with a packed lunch and his mom usually made him a salami and cheese sammich but she slathered the **** out of the bread with butter and i’m literally gagging just thinking about it

That's one thing I've never eaten salami. Just the name sounds unappealing to me.
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Make sure to move positions any time you fire. Muzzle flash gives your position away to enemy snipers.
eats another salami
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Lol.
When I was a kid I had to read some stupid book about World War I. I’d eat salami and pretend I was in the trenches to set the mood. Take a swig of whiskey before the Allied artillery onslaught
Stop.

Dunno, it's been sat in the cupboard next to a tin of ravioli since I bought it

How was it?

lmao 1 of your 5 a day!!!
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Bless the sweet child
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I can't. He's coeliac

Give it to the child
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FUCK SAKE I JUST REALIZED IT SAYS SPAGHETTI

Lol, it's funny you say that cuz I got some recently. I was thinking back to the crap I ate as a kid and wanted to see what I thought of them as an adult
"One of your 5 a day"

Ear proper food. This is why you look the way you do.
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It's how he maintains his physique.
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But does a man have to eat mystery meat that's been in a can for a couple of years?

A man's got to eat.