Because he asked me if I was
interested
and took my details. The next thing you know he's like "so we will be delivering from the 7th and take payment at the end of the month then proceeded to ask me how many bottles I want"
I was like whatever just put me down for 8 pints a week and leave.

How do you get conned into buying milk? Did someone just show up at your door selling milk and you bought it? And how was it a con? Was it not really milk? Was it just like cloudy water or something?
My password is password

Moar milk?

Lolwut
My password is password