Happy Saturday Night!!!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Everyday is National Beer Day for me.

Why should I give a **** at all about this?
I don't need a reason to drink booze.
You don't have to give a ****. Who said you had to click on this thread?
Who said anything about "booze"? The news said it was National Beer Day on Thursday.
I'll have a beer whenever I want a ****ing beer.
I don't need no bogus bullshit stupid day to have one.
Well, Pin A Rose On
Your
Ass!
One of the dumbest thread ideas ever.
I simply report the news.
I don't make it…
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Why should I give a **** at all about this?
I don't need a reason to drink booze.
I'll have a beer whenever I want a ****ing beer.
I don't need no bogus bullshit stupid day to have one.
One of the dumbest thread ideas ever.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

It's Friday! I can actually celebrate Beer Day tonight!!!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

"..ooooh those Frttys tittys"

by Joc Spader October 29, 2022 11:32 PM
Member since July 2, 2018
Have a great time!
Thanks, didn't become
old
there.
Normal club, good music but as usually overcrowded and then this ugly idiot glued at my back like bubble gum. Kind of
"special"
also.
Needed to think at your tractor and the good ole times when the farmer youngsters drove with their
Trecker
to the Disco.

Have a great time!
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

by Joc Spader October 29, 2022 09:49 PM
Member since July 2, 2018
Ohhh stockings and the like sounds sexy! Go out and cut loose, Tara. Strike the Travolta pose like Willard does in Footloose.
Over here we call it the bar. Won't be watching The World Series this year, it's worthless now.
Will get you on a tractor ride eventually. I thought the lyrics to this song by the Old 97s thinking he was singing "Ride on" but misheard.
Right on, right on
Oh yeah it's so clear
All the bad things are gone
All the good things are here
Hey, that's a nice song!
Nice, really.
Your kind of misheard lyrics became a book with continuations.
The title of that book is a misheard of the melancholy lullaby
"The Moon has risen"
.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Mond_ist_aufgegangen
The first strophe finishes with:
"Und aus den Wiesen steiget, der weiße Nebel wunderbar."
(And from meadows rises, the white mists wonderfully.)
The misunderstanding was:
"Und aus den Wiesen steiget, der weiße Neger Wumbaba."
(And from meadows rises, the white Negro Wumbaba.)
Published 2004 it wasn't a problem for years.
Then huge discussions startet…racist!
Rest will tell you later, need to hurry.
Later!

Ohhh stockings and the like sounds sexy! Go out and cut loose, Tara. Strike the Travolta pose like Willard does in Footloose.
Over here we call it the bar. Won't be watching The World Series this year, it's worthless now.
Will get you on a tractor ride eventually. I thought the lyrics to this song by the Old 97s thinking he was singing "Ride on" but misheard.
Right on, right on
Oh yeah it's so clear
All the bad things are gone
All the good things are here
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

by Joc Spader October 29, 2022 05:10 PM
Member since July 2, 2018
There you are! Any plans for tonight? Maybe hit up a haunted farm and ride a tractor through the corn maze?
You are % right about the water. I was out of bottled water and filled a cup from the sink. The taste is instant blechh.
Not really (plans)…certainly not with a tractor.
Some want to go to a
special
club but I'm too lazy to dress up, stockings and the like.
Well, still enough time for a decision.
Club nights start after witching hour here.
How will you enjoy your
Saturday Night Fever
?
Baseball game and then pub?
Oh, back to the topic:
How many
"National Beer Days"
do you have in US now?
April 7 is another one…guess it's not a public holiday either.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Beer_Day_(United_States)
And yes, your tap water is ugly, sorry.

There you are! Any plans for tonight? Maybe hit up a haunted farm and ride a tractor through the corn maze?
You are % right about the water. I was out of bottled water and filled a cup from the sink. The taste is instant blechh.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Yep, amazing all these wannabe beer-experts here.
Please don't drink tap water in the US.
A sip from the swimming pool is healthier.
Happy weekend for you, Joc!

We don't have a license for that here…
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

That **** tastes like muddy **** because they put muddy **** in it.
Fuck micro brews.
They taste terrible.
All of them.
Thankfully one that is nearby closed recently.
One less micro brew is always a good thing.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Locally based, maybe.
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Plenty of great US brews tho.

Hoegaarden is a good brand. Sounds like a garden of hookers.
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Belgian white beer?
I am sorry to say that I have never tried it.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

What about Belgian white beer?
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So I take it, Miller isn't your thing…
Seriously though, I'm not a big fan of Bock. I do love some of the German beers.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!