I excluded North from South Lara, not the other way around
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Sweetcorn is south America product also, so you may know
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Well that depends Lara
If we are talking only North America then sweetcorn and turkey are from there
If we are talking the Americas then tomatoes, chilli, coffee, chocolate and of course potatoes are all native to Southern America and much of the world uses all of them as staples now
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The real question is : they even have anything original? Not borrowed from other nations?
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I've been really lucky with chippies since hitting adulthood. It used to be a pain in the arse queuing during lunch break at school but I think I picked up the flow of how it works from then, check the cabinet and if there's no (Or few) of what you want put a call out straight off and it'll be ready for you come wrapping time.
I've no problem with meat and the like, I know it's filth but I'm hardly there for a salad and so can take it (You know me and Pot Noodles and the like!).
Odd thing, one of my favourite chippies got bought over by this nice Polish guy who did fish to perfection but he wouldn't do Fritters as he thought it messed up his oil.
Lasted a year
But damn, do I love me some fritters!
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What I meant was, if you want something that's going to take a while like a large cod you attract his attention and let him know so while you're queuing your fish is cooking. See?
I get cod, chips and curry sauce, occasionally Scampi or if I'm not very hungry a chip bap. I don't do meat at the chippy
pies sitting under the lights for hours or deep fried burgers are a no no!

Nah, my chippie is decent
I mix it up, but I rarely go these days; sausage supper, ashet pie, saveloy, black pudding, haggis, king rib, deep fried pizza with curry sauce and the haddock, cod, plaice and pollock of the day.
Sometimes just a roll and fritter (With curry sauce) but I think it's been nearly a year since my last chippie. No idea why.
What about you?
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So if you go to the chippy what do you get?
And do you have to shout at the frying guy if you want a large cod?

I'm quite happy to let there be some difference Dazed, but crisps and crisps and chips are chips!
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Then there's the whole fag vs fag thing

It's only 10.24 am and I doubt I'll read anything funnier today!

I'm just thinking about how pink wafers and brown gravy don't even suit each other aesthetically.
Sage though, that might work with a biscuit
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Gravy ruins the taste of a freshly baked Hobnob.

Yeah, you're damn right Loki! They have gravy with their biscuits??!
What in the world wide web kinda thing is that to do with biscuits?!
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Not to mention biscuits….

I wouldn’t say girl is the true equivalent of bird. Girl is the literal description.
Chick vs bird
Dude vs mate
Hot vs fit

And then there's the aluminum vs. aluminium discussion.
hood vs. bonnet
trunk vs. boot
truck vs. lorry
elevator vs. lift
girl vs. bird
bathroom vs. loo
dude vs. bloke
tired vs. knackered
Apparently, stupid people
don't know
they're stupid.

You are talking about chips Lara. I'm talking about crisps
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They call it "French fries"
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^Aren't you embarrassed by this point?
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I don't even know you, dickhead. But yeah, this thread is so worth reading.
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^Hey bud, don't take it so personally. You are just a vapid fvck who isn't worth reading.
Imagine you wrote a book and nobody bought it, think of it like that
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No possible retort for my irrefutable logic. Got it.
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^Sorry champ, until someone worthy swears by your utility as a poster you are off the track.
It's for your own good
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