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Why don't we Americans eat moose, rabbit, dog, deer, and pussy cat more often?
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No.
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Can you believe everything that's written in a list of contents on a can of beef stew?

Because no one wants to hear this:
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I don't know, Erica Rene. Perhaps some would pay big money for delicious horse burgers. I know you'd enjoy a nice succulent fire roasted horse penis.
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Horses are venerated in this country as beautiful animals, we typically refuse to eat animals we consider beautiful.
Also, horseracing is a big Industry, why eat a horse you can race and eventually retire and breed for profit?
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I think old horses end up as pet food sometimes

Humans aren't supposed to eat anything that can talk

Who says you don't?
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

Horses are taboo like dogs.
American superstition.

They're muscular, their meat is probably tough

No, but I **** a horse.
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Then there's no nutritional reason not to eat horse.
This is a sensitive topic for you. Are you a horse?
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Do you really wanna have long drawn out discussion on this?
It's all rooted in Leviticus. We only eat animals with cloven hooves like cows and sheep. Horses have one toe, no clove. These things are ingrained in our culture. And there are idiots in America who eat horsemeat. It's called a McRib.
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Stop wasting my time, son.
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Leviticus, dumbfuck.
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You don't know the reason.
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The same reason we don't eat dog.
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Simple. It's cause we race them.
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