You are vegan?

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

You've never had a meatless day in your life.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

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Me! Gotta invite me ova.
I'll bring Patrón.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

5,000 comedians out of work….(sigh)
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Your sex life is nobody's business.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

My condolences, Bro. I shall be consuming massive quantities of MEAT!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

It’s a tofurky babie

Seriously wtf is that thing?
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

Yeah he can then shove it up his ****

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Eat one of these things u stupid bitch

No they don't, and that would be IF there is a heaven.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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Vegans automatically go to Heaven.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

Thanks, but no thanks.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

The second vid about the tofu was really interesting to me. Thank you.

http://www.cheftographer.com/vegan-turkey-roll/
Are you okay?

Oh that was bullshit just for lulz
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL

I thought you were going to protest Thanksgiving due to thinking Thanksgiving is for something entirely different than it actually is.
And the person who should carve the Kale quiche is whoever doesn't consider themselves a man…
There I go again with the toxic masculinity. Fuck my life.
Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.

DAAAAMMMMNNNN! I'm hungry now!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

But look what you will be missing!
And the leftovers the next day!

No meat?No guys giving you tubesteak this Thanksgiving?
Ho Ho Ho

Have lots of roast vegetables, smothered in meat free gravy.

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