but I'm hoping it's not tongue-in-cheek.
There is nothing in the world that Donald Trump cant make worse.

I only accept ranch as a vegetable dip. I'll dip baby carrots and broccoli in it, but other than that, no thanks.
Funny, I'll dip veggies in it but won't put it on a salad.

it's always best to follow the gouda rule.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

But did he get prov-incial about it?
rimshot
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

machiavelli wrote the book about provolone politics.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

Cheddar debates can get sharp too.
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

blue cheese politics can get dicey too.
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders

Awww why all the ranch-hate, Article Author?
It can be meh but it can also be yummy!
The trouble is, most cooks don't make it correctly. It needs to taste bright, be creamy & herby.
I wouldn't eat it on pizza (!), but as a dip for fries or occasionally a salad its OK.
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
Penfold, shush.

I'll go ahead and say it. I
really dislike Ranch dressing
and I've tried it many times. In fact, Ranch dressing is easily the one food item I've tried the most despite knowing I'm not fond of it. It's everywherechicken sandwiches, Ranch burgers, turkey tortilla roll ups, Ranch potato chips, Ranch Doritos, Ranch on hot wings
Fun article.