This could only happen in your virtual world, Tarda.

Tits Malone, PI March 06, 2026 06:48 PM
Member since July 1, 2023
Most people today don't have corded phones anymore.
Landline phone –> Cordless phone –> Charging station for cordless phone with cable/cord.
Most people here still have a landline phone.

Most people today don't have corded phones anymore.
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

Tits Malone, PI March 06, 2026 05:52 PM
Member since July 1, 2023
have you made a will?
But seriously, you can crawl to a sofa or chair, turn sideways on it, then stretch your legs outward pulling yourself up onto the sofa.
Take a cue from a WWII veteran:
Our father (almost 80) tripped over his office chair with his damaged leg.
He broke his hip and crawled on his chest to the phone, pulling it towards him by the cord to call an ambulance.
Of course, we were all shocked at first.
And then came the usual dubious jokes:
"Father, you don't have to relive now your entire youth."
🤭​

If your legs are that capable then just get up, bro.
My password is password.

then ill kick myself in the head until I die
jestergooning

If he's smart, he'll be out of kicking range.
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

then I'll kick my dog until it runs away and gets help
jestergooning

What if you lost your voice or there's a power outage?
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

I have voice control of things everywhere in my home so I can just tell siri or alexa to call 911
jestergooning