“Call a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
"THAT'S SOME BAD
SHIT
,
HARRY
!".

What was the point of your post?
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Naw, but I have been LOCKED out before.
I tried to climb in through my own window and someone called the police, rather than explain to them that I live there and have lost my key like a normal person, I told them that I dont talk to cops, called them pigs and spat at them. Our police do not have guns so a fist fight ensued and I ended up getting knocked unconscious.

Christina

No.
Dog Food

I was really lucky because if no one was around, who knows what would have happened, especially if I had a potential head injury that was unattended. Scary times.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

That's scary, thank goodness someone was around.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

No. I stepped up on the stoop when my ankle gave out and I fell backwards. I only remember the falling part and the waking up in a hospital bed part. Everything in the middle, including the ride to the hospital part, I have zero memory of, even to this day. I don't know who called the ambulance for me as I was home alone at the time, so I guess a neighbour saw me wipe out (thank goodness) and made a phone call. This was in 2012.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Wow, did you fall from a height?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

Yes. I fell and hit my head and woke up in hospital. I have no memory of how I got there.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Sure, doll. When we return later this decade to save your asses once more I'll bring it with me.
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Any chance I could get it back?
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It was usually American GI's after my ration book.
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I bet you were a bonny lass. I bet all the teddy boys were after you.
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I can imagine. I'd be paranoid too. I'm sure it'll never happen again though.
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I think it was probably exactly that and it hasn't happened since however I do have a small amount of anxiety about it happening again in public
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You poor thing. And you're only little. I hope this was just an age thing as you were passing through those unpredictable teenage years.
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I was about 14 and reading a medical book, as one does, and I came to a bit about vomiting blood. Woke up behind the sofa.
Next time I was outside and woke up with a head full of gravel and the third time at a friend's house for no apparent reason either.
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What did you do that for?
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No but I've fainted 3 times in my life.
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What sport?
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It was from a sports-related injury. Thankfully, since concussions are mild traumatic brain injuries, I wasn’t unconscious for more than a few seconds.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

How did you get the concussion?
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Twice. Once from a concussion, with a fever knocking me out the second time.
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