It’s probably Marine Varnish that you would want.
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The amount of times my dad has said his name these past two weekends!
FUCK ALAN TITMARSH!

Tweet Alan Titchmarsh.

I need some decking varnish if that exists. I like the natural colour of the decking that was laid but i want to coat it in something. The planks are treated but it looks plain.

Show me instead. I'm a dr irl and can offer treatment. 🧐
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KNICKERS!! I meant knickers!

Ok miss grumpy knockers.

Why would I show a freak like you tho? 🧐 you'll probably find out where i live and stalk me.

Post pic.

Yeah, definitely wear gloves or hire someone to do the work. Depending on what you're painting, it can be backbreaking work. They make all different thicknesses of garden gloves or work gloves, something very flexible perhaps.
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No I wasn't expecting the thing to pop off and twat me in the hand either lmao

were you kitted out with goggles or a face shield to protect your eyes?

Well just shut up and agree with me then ya argumentative twat

not soffee so don't get nasty.

Ok, sophie. You can't even afford the coke u snort let alone employ someone to paint your fence

can't help it if ur sloppy. i'm not. if i can afford to pay some 1 to do some thing i don't want to spend time doing cuz i have better things to do then i pay some 1 else to do it. if u like spending time sweating and getting paint all over u painting a fence that's ok too. i don't.

It's impossible to paint and not make a mess so give over with this act
Why would I pay someone to paint my fence?
Only retards who are incapable would do that.

hire someone. lol. when i painted i wore gloves and never got paint on my hands. wore crap clothing and hardly got paint on them. i'm neat. but i get that not every 1 is neat. those air painters scare the hell out of me.i haven't painted in years. hire painters instead.

We rebuilt our fence line a couple weeks ago. I like that sort of thing instead of housework. Staining it in a couple weeks.

I'd like to see you paint a fence and not get any on you. I was using a brush and switched to a sprayer and the first time I used it it sprayed all over my face. Then outta nowhere i put too much air in it and it popped open and splattered me all over the face. Nearly took my knuckle clean off too. It's not just a simple "paint the fence" job, y'know. Accidents happen. And I'd like to see you wear massive gloves and hold a paintbrush. It was like being on a dementia bus!

wear gloves. don't know how u can forget to wear gloves when doing **** work.