Thanks!
Am I your favorite movie/TV trailer poster too???

You're my favourite linker of news.
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I'm looking now. I see the Barbie one, but it was in the news, so a lot of people heard about it.
Whoa, the three-word response thread is there too! That article was suggested to me, so it must've been suggested to others too. It's still weird seeing two of the same threads there the same day, though. At least the thread titles are different.

Yes, I saw a few threads similar to yours on there. Someone must be copying you.
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No, are you?

Are you on Movie Chat?
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I think I thought of something like that too (either a whacking or lightning strike) when I first saw the article's title.

When I read the title I thought he bent over to pick the ball up and got whacked in the nuts by another golfer's ball.
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That makes it sound like it's going to heaven. I'm picturing a testicle with wings and a halo now.

Testicular ascent
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I'm pretty sure that works, but I haven't played mini golf in a while.

So? He still ended the game 2 under par?
You’ll have to forgive me. I don’t really know the rules of golf
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright, until you hear them.

I think "He tried to retrieve a ball only to lose another" is pretty good.

considering the source, i'm disappointed the story lead wasn't "Hole-in-One"

Dr. Pepper is the best!

One coke or Dr. Pepper a day is all I allow myself but my doctor still gets on my ass.
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

He posts about his "boys" being "Godzilla-sized" every day, so he must already drink a lot of soda.

Fagazi grabs 10 gallons of coke.
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On a related testicular note:
A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels.
The study concluded: “Drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola could promote testis development and enhance testosterone secretion [ …] our findings provide the scientific basis for fully understanding carbonated beverages effects and their mechanism on development and reproduction functions of humans, and how they benefit the prevention of prostate dysfunction and cancer.”
However, this contradicts previous studies that indicated sugary drinks made men less fertile, instead of more, as the new study suggested.
A previous survey of 2500 men showed those who drank a liter of cola a day had 30 percent fewer sperm than those that drank none.
But some research has shown how caffeine can increase testosterone levels.
https://nypost.com/2023/02/22/drinking-coke-and-pepsi-leads-to-larger-testicles-more-testosterone-study/

[Laugg] It's too early to be laughing
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I'm always scared of that happening, I did experience winter dick after a cold paddle on the beach last summer and that was bad enough, all kinds of retraction going on, I did feel sick. It's not good.

Squat over a mirror and check!

Fuck,so men do have vaginas!!
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