hyde park — 6 years ago(March 06, 2020 01:40 AM)

Not kidding.
If you ever have a large supply of cucumbers for whatever reason, whether you got them in bulk for cheap at a farmer’s market or found them in the trash, but shouldn’t eat them, you can make sure they don’t go to waste by using for cosmetic reasons like your face and wiping your tush.
Ok so cut the skin off the cucumber so it’s nice and moist. After wet wiping, rub the moist cucumber up your butt crack. Youre going to dispose of it after this. Your tush is going to be wet, but that’s ok. You don’t have to rinse off cucumber. It acts as a natural astringent and light cleaner. It’ll air dry. You are also supplying your crack with antioxidants, and making it smell good like cucumbers. Put your pants on over it, good to go.
Even if you don’t ****, you can still use a cucumber on your ass and genitals after a shower. Say you are going out. Your partner will be extra pleased if your butt whiff in the air is cucumber.