Using it as a base-balls metaphor, if a chick feels you up with nothing sexual I figure you were up to bat with a fly out.
LOL
Fly out!
Ha!
I am such a comedic genius.
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He legit looks like a Doctor

I wish. He was more like Anupam Kher.
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Ahhh, so he was like Irrfan Khan playing a doctor in a movie then.

No. It was a short, middle-aged Indian dude.
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were they at least a doctor who looked like Brad Pitt playing a doctor in a movie? Or was it a more realistic Lance Reddick looking Doctor?
( every doctor I have ever seen has been a tall black guy )

That reminds me of when my cardiologist would always be like, sorry to talk about it front of the women, but how are your boys?
I wasn't as uncomfortable around the women especially because they were professional, but his comments made it more awkward.
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I'd probably enjoy it a little more if it was a female doc giving me the exam. Still would be awkward, but it'd be easier for me to trick myself into thinking it wasn't so bad if it was a chick doctor feeling around down there for anything.
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I joke, but it wasn't a great experience. Probably the only time a woman felt my junk and I felt no pleasure. Just anxiety and embarrassment.
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I wish I was lucky enough to get a female doctor to check my nuts. Only been male doctors so far who've done that so far.
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That is true!
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That’s the only action you’ll be getting for a while.

How is what I said sexist?
Yeah, kinds hard for a proud cocksucker to be homophobic.
It's called a sense of humor. Lighten up.
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You have a tendency to do this, you say sexist or homophobic crap and then excuse yourself because you're bisexual or a so-called feminist.
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Being a feminist doesn't mean neutered and sexless. I guess unless you're a sex negative SWERF type.
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Some hot woman rubbed all over my nuts and did an ultrasound.
Atta boy, male feminist!
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