Oh hi Sophie
Ho Ho Ho

oh like intermittent fasting? i did that, too, when i was off drugs. now that i'm using again, i don't need to. lol

You'd actually like him. I don't care for his trad masc attitude. He's one of those guys that shakes your hand hard, and me embarrassingly retaining a little bit of that competitive testosterone bullshit, I have to squeeze his hand harder. It's stupid.
Stop following trend diets and just eat healthy and exercise.
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what color does ur doctor paint his nails
i’m actually quite **** at keeping to it tho. i work out a lot but my diet is kinda all over the place. i treat myself way too often so i’ve been trying to eat cleaner and also at the very least not eat within 4 hours before sleeping
i already ****ed up by getting a veal parm today but did i regret it? ya

It's definitely not good long term,or if you're diabetic,or have compromised kidney function. I know some people who yo yo diet on keto and when they go back to regular eating,they blow up like balloons.And adults that put there kids on keto diets are ****ing retards.
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My doctor said keto is unhealthy.
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ketosis, sis

Damn skippy.
Ho Ho Ho

oh, "tmr"=tomorrow? damn, son

you haven't even had noon yet? where the **** are you? Hawaii?? it's 4am where i am

all i ate today was a whey protein fruit smoothie and a veal parm sammich. usually i eat a lot more throughout the day but my eating window has already closed so now i just have to starve till around noon tmr

Yeah, the country is run by a handful of parent corporations puppeteering cronies in government. Viacom is one of the worst of those and like personally annoying. Like they refuse to release some things, but are hawks about copyright. Like dude, I'm willing to buy it. Just make it. Like season 3 of Pete and Pete on DVD.
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Yep I remember seeing their logo all the time on MTV. Never really understood until later how powerful they were.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

I hate that Viacom are ***** and are too cheap to include all the videos on the DVD sets. I should have just pirated them.
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Haven't seen that in forever.
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Sir, I only drink imported coffee hand picked by Juan Valdez's great grandchildren and drink tea grown using Ghandi's ashes.
I gladly pay a hefty premium for this and sometimes lives are lost but it's worth my feeling of self entitlement by being "unique" among millions and millions of others who do the exactly same thing.
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I love all the local craft beer flavors. We have a place called Gnarly Barley run by this punk rock skateboarder that have this citrusy one called Jucifer and a coffee tasting one called Korova Milk Porter, that has like a Clockwork Orange theme… but the vest beer comes from Germany and Belgium.
You'd think I'd like Guinness because of the darkness and coffee notes, but it tastes like **** to me.
If I had to pick a cheap one, I'll settle for Michelob amber bock or some Pabst. Also, Corona with lime is nice sometimes. I can do cheap beer if I'm eating crawfish for some reason. I guess it reminds me of my dad.
I kinda wanna be friends with your boyfriend lol.
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My bf is like that too. Likes IPAs and sours and stuff from local breweries. I can't! I like how alcohol makes me feel but not the taste.

I'm judging the **** out of you lol. I can't stand piss water beer. Do you also drink ****ty coffee? If that's the case, we can't be friends lol. Kidding. We can still be friends.
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Ho Ho Ho

And Kolaches too.
The Asians in my area make the best kolaches and donuts.
They also do bacon/egg croissants. Fuck you people are making me hungry.
Maybe I grab one in the morning
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You need donuts Pronto.
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until my appetite kicks in later.
Makes the food more delicious then…. Yea not the best way to lose weight but who cares?
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