Only if they have good news.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Why? Do you expect one to tell you you're dying of cancer with a happy smile? Or crohn's disease, as if either is a good news? You're adorable.
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

Not when they're looking at my naked body!!

Go and try diagnosing ass cancer with a straight face. I dare you.

Absolutely
NOT
!
How DARE they??
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.