<![CDATA[It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you.]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Health & Fitness

Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:22 AM)

It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you.
Next time you drop a dribblet in the loo, wipe as you normally would. Finish as you normally would when the TP becomes visibly clear. Pull of your pants…
But wait…
Now do the dish soap test. Dilute 1/4 dish soap with 3/4 water in a plastic cup, preferably a squirt bottle, shake well. Sit back on the toilet, completely drenching your asscrack in the soapy water. Wipe again!
It's not so clear now, is it? Nope! It appeared to be finished before only dry wiping, but now, you will have to wipe with dish soap drenched TP about 10 or more times before it becomes completely clear!
Dry wiping doesn't get the goo that clings to the surface. When we clean windows, we use glass cleaner and a paper towel/rag. Imagine if we tried to use only a dry paper towel to clean windows: it's not going to do anything. it's not going to catch the water spots that cling to the glass.
I think dry wiping is one of the stupidest "inventions" and it's absurd that wiping off what is essentially a stain caught on to be the norm. What if hospitals only used dry paper towels to clean up hazardous areas? Patients would get AIDS and other diseases. It doesn't clean, let alone sanitize.
Dry wipers literally walk around with **** in their ass all day. That's disgusting. A dry-wiper's **** would be visible under a microscope, to say the least.
I wish women were more concerned with their anal hygiene, because I have been with sooooo many stinkers. I have smelled **** when a girl was just in her PANTIES. In other cases, I was kissing butt cheeks before and I could smell it.
I could understand if my face was in their ass crack, but I should not be catching whiffs of their ass when my nose is a foot away from it. This doesn't happen with quality women like Selena Gomez. It only happens with regular women who are used to dating average blue collar men. Anal hygiene is related to socioeconomic status.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/topic/30170/it-doesn-t-work-it-s-only-an-illusion-that-it-works-i-can-prove-it-to-youRSS for NodeTue, 12 May 2026 18:27:05 GMTSat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:52 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:02 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:39 AM)

It's totally fine. You don't want to use it on your face as it's drying. But in those areas you never have to worry about a lack of moisture.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321140https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321140Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT]]>CrystalRaindrops — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:26 AM)

I'm not sure it's safe to use dish soap in such a sensitive area.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321139https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321139Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT]]>𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 ✨💫💜💫✨ — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:42 AM)

So that’s how you like it . Interesting
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321138https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321138Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT]]>𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 ✨💫💜💫✨ — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:17 AM)

This is the first time in a long time I’ve agreed with you LOL, and yes , whether or not you wipe correctly can be evident during sex. And we should be aware of how we wipe.
If you dropped peanut butter on a shag carpet you wouldn’t wipe it up with just dry tissue, you’d have to hose that **** down at the very minimum.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321137https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321137Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:00 GMT]]>Strega — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:24 AM)

He called me stinky when I said I shower every other day in the winter

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321136https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321136Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:00 GMT]]>𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 ✨💫💜💫✨ — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 01:23 AM)

He probably sleeps with girls who don’t shower everyday because it destroys the “Natural oils” ☠️
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321135https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321135Sat, 11 Apr 2026 20:00:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT]]>IMDb User

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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321134https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321134Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 12:08 AM)

Sometimes sex is spontaneous though. That's why when I even so much as go to Home Depot for a new toilet, I prepare myself first because you never know when spontaneous sex is going to happen: let alone places where it's likely to happen: concerts, clubs, casinos, etc.

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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321132https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321132Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 25, 2019 12:05 AM)

Now that I know who are, I pity you now
. It's no fun making fun of someone who's legitimately in a horrible position, in more ways than one.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321131https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321131Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:51 PM)

Freak.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321130https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321130Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:49 PM)

Jealousy is not an attractive quality. Women won't have sex with you that way. It shows beta-ness. If you were nice about it, I would have given you some pointers, a training course, on how to live a better life, be more financial successful, be better looking, and be more successful in your dating life. But now I'm not going to help you. I'm going to sit back while you remain a loser. You had your chance! You ****ed up. I would have done is ser gratis (for free), too. Too late!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321129https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321129Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:35 PM)

Whatever you say, ugly.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321128https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321128Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:34 PM)

If I had any concern about being doxxed before, that fear went completely out the window. You've made me feel so much better knowing that I have retained some anonymity. You're really bad at this.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321127https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321127Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:38 PM)

That's not even the debate. He hasn't seen a legit picture of me in the first place.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321126https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321126Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:31 PM)

Shut up.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321125https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321125Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT]]>ITTY — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:26 PM)

Fuck up, ****.
PE is handsome.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321124https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321124Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:23 PM)

I've seen a fb photo and another. I was shocked how really ugly you are. You are full of **** and you lie about your life.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321123https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321123Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:21 PM)

So basically you're just confirming that you don't know me or what I look like. Or you're Rocketman. BUSTED!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321122https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321122Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:13 PM)

No you're not. You're actually pretty ugly.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321121https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321121Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 11:12 PM)

No you haven't. I'm unbelievably sexy. Any pic you saw was either not me or Photoshopped, you stupid wanker. Already been proven. Pussy!

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321120https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321120Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:55 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:43 PM)

I've seen your unedited real pic. You're ugly and you look like you smell bad.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321119https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321119Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:55 GMT]]>Science — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 09:39 PM)

^self-conscious about his BO.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321118https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/321118Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to It doesn't work. It's only an illusion that it works. I can prove it to you. on Sat, 11 Apr 2026 19:59:55 GMT]]>DeadJohnson — 7 years ago(February 24, 2019 12:19 PM)

Fuck off freak!
You need to be banned permanently.

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