Christ where are they sticking those pens ?

Don't use other people's pens. They're usually covered in fecal matter. And certainly don't chew on them!

Actually skip the food ,you won’t need it

Hey ladies if you want to loose weight like Hungry ,buy a meth pipe and start sucking cocks for meth and food

Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

Yeah so what **** for brains ?

Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

Darn it ,that’s still an improvement over the desk and computer !!!

Mobile phones harbor ten times more germs than your toilet seat.

You think my tears are delicious ,you should try the sweat from my balls

Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

Ha ha you have no friends **** stain … save for the johns you blow for crack .

Makes sense, because your whole life is in the toilet.
Also, it's not texting. You are posting on a public message board. You would have to have friends to text, you know, people that you know in real life who aren't your parents.
Do you text your dad?
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

Gross that’s why I prefer texting from the comfort of my toilet

Eww and I thought you're more civilized then us
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home