You ****ing fraud

I masturbate once every second day ,so I’m not the fap machine everyone thinks I am

Do you gossip online or at work or with family or what?

Brush teeth? Once a day or once every other day
Talk on the phone? Zero
Drive? I usually take the bus every other day
Curse?5-10
Yawn? 2 or 3
Sneeze? I don't know. I don't sneeze everyday.
Poop? Once a week
Pee? 5 or 6
Cry? 10
Gossip? 2 or 3
Change clothes? Every few days
Have sex? I treat myself to a prostitute a few times a week
Masturbate? 2 or 3
Fantasize? I don't know. I don't really "fantasize" but I just get lost in though but they're real thoughts
Facebook? I only go on about once a week.
Roast beef flaps.

Brush your teeth?

• twice
  Talk on the phone?
• it varies
  Drive?
• varies, but usually Twice
  Curse?
• varies and depends…not much usually though
  Yawn?
• hardly ever
  Sneeze?
• rarely
  Poop?
• usually once a day
  Pee?
• about 5 times
  Cry?
• rarely but can feel down from time to time during the day
  Gossip?

Change clothes?

• usually 2 times
  Have sex?
• depends on who is available
  Masturbate?
• depends on what turns me on
  Fantasize?
• not much
  Go to facebook?
• once or twice but it varies
  Are you okay?

Hi TM. Is that you? I don’t even know. The username looks odd.

Hi Aoabai

FINE, I’ll answer!
Brush your teeth? 1 or 2
Talk on the phone? 0-50. I work from home.
Drive? 0, but I am driven at times. Does that count?
Curse? Probably between 5 to 10 times a day. I honestly think I have gone some days where I haven’t cursed at all.
Yawn? A lot! I’m pretty sure I suffer from chronic fagiue.
Sneeze? 0-3. I hate sneezes, so I try to hold back.
Poop? You know my deal with this already.
Pee? 3-5
Cry? Under 5
Gossip? Under 5
Change clothes? 3
Have sex? 0-1 (Currently inactive)
Masturbate? 0-1 (currently inactive)
Fantasize? Once every hour or so.
Go to facebook 0
What about you?

I think i remember that! It was a curved toothbrush right?

Pig

I don't brush I reach….. That joke is way too old and probably no one remembers that commercial, I go sleep now.
Not human

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The way I see it, if the conversation arises… why not talk about it? Sex is sex. It’s not a big deal. Most of us do it. And why shouldn’t we talk about it?
For example, if a thread is created asking people what they fantasize about when they masturbate, I don’t see why it’s slutty or pervy to honestly and maturely answer that. But, you have to honestly and maturely answer it. You can’t as a woman… answer it in a way that exploit yourself so that you get attention from the opposite sex. You can’t as a man answer it in a way that makes the women uncomfortable because you’re so perverted. It’s like most women can be mature when talking about sex, but they don’t answer honestly. While most men can talk honestly about sex, but they aren’t mature. You have to be both. It’s a balance of the two. All while being tasteful.
Of course, in a perfect world, you can always keep these conversations to solely one on one, so these conversations are kept between partners. But, sex does come up quite often in life. So.

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You seem like a cool guy. Not so disgustingly into sex.
I didn’t like the whole “unattractive females” part. You could have said, “Females I’m personally not attracted to”, because even though they might not be attracted to you, they will be attracted to some other guy. Just like some women are not attracted to you, but there are other women who are attracted to you.

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2016, for a male? Damn!

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Q
Why does real lif suck?

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Dam your regular … that’s a good thing .

I guess Im lucky that way lol

Dayum, I am jealous of your pooping abilities. WTF. You are like superwoman!

Its at least that.

That's good you poop that often