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Repulsive recluse shutin hermit with grey hairs and a ps5 March 22, 2025 02:15 PM
Member since February 7, 2025
One of the best dogs you'll ever own. They are sooo gentle or at least the one I had was. He was also a rescue dog. I wish he had a better life. The poor guy took himself to my back porch when he died and didn't even make a fuss. I'm still not over it. I couldn't have him cremated because I didn't want him burnt to a crisp so I buried him in my back garden and then random cats started pissing where he is buried so I got a cat sensor. Now one in question ****s in the front garden and it STINKS, but I've already warned it when I get hold of it it's having a flying lesson or going on a long journey to the other side of the city.
We talked about 'your'
tomcat intruder
​​ last year.
I won't dive back into that topic now, cause it could become controversial again. ​
Yah, agreed with what you said about the Bobtails…
"sooo gentle"
…gentle giants.

Though they're still shepherd dogs and rightly classified as such.
Bobtail Lisa was always friendly, well, almost always.
My friend told me, when she had her first child and took a walk in the park with the baby and Lisa,
she met an acquaintance who (of course and as usual ) wanted to take a closer look.
When the acquaintance approached the babby buggy, Lisa loudly and clearly growled towards her.
She didnd't jump up or attacked or the like, but that was a clear warning:
STOP! ​…and that from friendly Lisa?!
I need to admit that I was surprised too and then liked Lisa even more. 🤍​
I would've loved to have a Bobtail. I grew up with Giant Schnauzers and Dackel(s).
But then I wanted to move to the
"big, dangerous city"
(O-tone family ), and that's difficult with a big dog. Not to mention that I'm way too lazy to walk the dog all the time.
That was easier back then in the flat countryside. Just open the door:
"Have fun and please come back soon on your own, buddies!"
​​​
Your
"poor guy"
had a happy and long life at yours.
How he died shows, that he was a very good dog.
And I like it that you gave him a grave. 🤎​​

One of the best dogs you'll ever own. They are sooo gentle or at least the one I had was. He was also a rescue dog. I wish he had a better life. The poor guy took himself to my back porch when he died and didn't even make a fuss. I'm still not over it I couldn't have him cremated because I didn't want him burnt to a crisp so I buried him in my back garden and then random cats started pissing where he is buried so I got a cat sensor. Now one in question ****s in the front garden and it STINKS, but I've already warned it when I get hold of it it's having a flying lesson or going on a long journey to the other side of the city.
🤍

Mr Guy Mandude esq March 22, 2025 02:00 AM
Member since January 21, 2020
we had a family dog years ago, I only ever remembering me and my mother bathing him once. He was a medium sized dog but we couldnt really pick him up to get him in the tub, he didnt like it even though he clearly trusted us.
I think because he was a rescue dog who was mistreated until we adopted him, he was never picked up as a pup only smacked around, so he probably had no idea what the **** we were trying to do. Thats my theory anyway. He always got a bit cautious with hugs too, like he would back away, despite being the one to apprach US for pets and stuff lol.
But despite that, he never smelt bad aside from the average dog breath, but he never seemed interested in making out with me anyway so nae bother.
I wish i was rich and not a lazy person, I would have like 3 dogs.
Although most of your stories fall into the realm of fairy tales, I'll believe this one.
And with that (and thus also with your theory), you'll get a truly true story.
Lisa
was a Bobtail.
My friend and her husband bought her as a very young puppy from a breeder.
She was the cutest little thing you could imagine and she grew up to be a big, friendly dog.
Bobtail Puppy (this one looks exactly like Lisa! )
There are a million funny stories to tell about Lisa.
But eventually, she too grew old and developed skin problems.
She had to be bathed daily and treated with powder and skin cream.
Meanwhile, they had three small children, and it was simply too much for my friend.
So when she suggested the
'last solution'
, he got angry. A skin problem, he said, was no problem at all and no reason to give up on good old Lisa. (agreed…I voted for Lisa!)
The next time Lisa needed a bath, he took over…manly. ​
Many dogs hate to be bathed as Lisa did. Soap smell is a horror for dogs’ noses.
But eventually he had her in the bathtub. When he wanted to start the shower, she almost escaped.
Just as he caught her, he slipped on the smooth tiles and hit his head on the edge of the bathtub…BAM! ​
The last he saw was Lisa running out of the bath and then only stars.
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Lisa lived to a very old age, and he continued to bath her every day until the end.
But to this day, he swears that Lisa laughed when she ran out of the bathroom.
​

we had a family dog years ago, I only ever remembering me and my mother bathing him once. He was a medium sized dog but we couldnt really pick him up to get him in the tub, he didnt like it even though he clearly trusted us.
I think because he was a rescue dog who was mistreated until we adopted him, he was never picked up as a pup only smacked around, so he probably had no idea what the **** we were trying to do. Thats my theory anyway. He always got a bit cautious with hugs too, like he would back away, despite being the one to apprach US for pets and stuff lol.
But despite that, he never smelt bad aside from the average dog breath, but he never seemed interested in making out with me anyway so nae bother.
I wish i was rich and not a lazy person, I would have like 3 dogs.

Wu Ming said...
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

BennyMuso82 said...

Wu Ming said...
I didn't find a GSD with a crown. snivel
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Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

BennyMuso82 said...
I didn't find a GSD with a crown. snivel

Wu Ming said...
Muttley Crew!!! ️​️​​️​️​
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BennyMuso82 said...
Muttley Crew!!! ️​️​​️​️​

Wu Ming said...
With the guitarists the band is complete.
The piano Dackel ​ ​ is on revenge tour. ​🩸​
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BennyMuso82 said...
With the guitarists the band is complete.
The piano Dackel ​ ​ is on revenge tour. ​🩸​

Wu Ming said...
Now the bass sets in.
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BennyMuso82 said...
Now the bass sets in.

Wu Ming said...
Dim-Dim-Dim…🪘​
He has to get
the flow
. ​
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BennyMuso82 said...
Dim-Dim-Dim…🪘​
He has to get
the flow
. ​

Wu Ming said...
Ok, here's the music! ​​​
For this
'little joke'
the Dackel owner paid, promised.
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BennyMuso82 said...
Let's do this.
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Ok, here's the music! ​​​
For this
'little joke'
the Dackel owner paid, promised.
​

Wu Ming said...
Do we want to join forces for a short
'splash'
operation? ​
https://www.filmboards.com/t/General-Discussion/Who-is-Benny-Muso-and-why-does-he-spam%3F-3562988/
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Let's do this.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

BennyMuso82 said...
Do we want to join forces for a short
'splash'
operation? ​
https://www.filmboards.com/t/General-Discussion/Who-is-Benny-Muso-and-why-does-he-spam%3F-3562988/
​​

Wu Ming said...
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BennyMuso82 said...

Wu Ming said...
"No question, I had the best mullet."
(Andre Agassi)
Life goes on!
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