<![CDATA[Barman: Why the long face?]]>Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Pets and Animals

MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(June 01, 2019 06:46 AM)

Barman: Why the long face?
Horse: Because you tell that same joke every time I come in here.
The bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here", so then the horse sues him for
discrimi-NEIGH-tion.
The customers gently coax it back outside while the barman tries to locate its owner.
MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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A priest, a jew and a Scottish walks into a bar
"what's this, a joke?" asks the bartender
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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Heard that one before, but it's still funny.
MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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Helium walks into a bar
"sorry, we don't serve noble gases", says the bartender
Helium doesn't react
Well, this is a tomb. I'll make them feel at home

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