Can we get a modern day translation of this please?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Ye old Bunghole lol

Definition of bunghole
1 : a hole for emptying or filling a cask
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Who knows.. the only word I understood was bunghole…lol… bunghole

You back then: I laugh at thee fool who doth not understand and is in the clutches of the perils of such witchcraft!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Ha! Those decoder rings can be tricky to figure out too.

My response to you back then: How ignorant doth the fools run among us who fail thee to rectify thy tongues.
Today: I dunno what it means either.
Back then: Boy, fetch me thou one who speakest from thy hole where the scent of thou mysteries invade thy ears.
Now: I ordered a Shakespeare decoder ring and cannot wait for it to arrive!
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

I'm filing a lawsuit for assault!!!!!!
That fartknocker
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Are you threatening me!?

finally looked…well played

I didn't look at the picture…but if you are on the right track there will be barrels…and THAT Could have been the working title for there will be blood

Shakespeare used the word bunghole
Perhaps. But I’m thinking that he meant something very different by the term.
Such as this:
As opposed to this:
My password is password

My thoughts exactly.
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