It cost Jeff Bezos 100 billion dollars, or rather the fools that throw all their money at him via Amazon, to go a couple thousand feet up in the air for 60 seconds while never actually even getting close to leaving Earths atmosphere. Do you really think anyone could afford to build Death Stars in space, even if they could somehow manage to go there? Think about it.
There is almost no chance anything significant would ever hit the earth even in 100 million lifetimes, and by the time any kind of extinction event like what killed the dinosaurs could impact earth we will have already died out millions of years prior to that event ever taking place.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

Ho Ho Ho

Ah, so it's a
regional
error, eh?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

You still have the cutest congested voice on that island.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

It'S a ReGiOnAl ThInG

You would think that, but apparently you would be wrong.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

You'd think these Brits would have a grasp of English.
Have you ever seen the way that that Dane guy writes? If it were possible, he should be
De-Englished
for his botched abortion of the Queen’s language
His “Spannish” also sucks
My password is password

Why would you fink that, guvnah?

You'd think these Brits would have a grasp of English.
Coming back en 2026-Viva Venezuela!

Written.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

yes!!
suck it.

HAHAH I'm dying
It's actually gonna get wrote too

idk about that but thank god, i already have a ticket to Mars, thanks to you!
suck it.

I think the solution to this is to give every American a bazooka and a case of hand grenades.
That way when the assteroid gets close enough we can blow it up!
Nothing would go wrong with this idea.
I'm sure we can trust everyone with their weapons and they will save them for the good deed.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

I'm studying characters in case the Chinese do take over so that I can be ready.
TV and movie characters that is.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

Lol well America is getting pretty useless too. I guess we’ll both have to rely on China to get us out of this one.

Dude, we don't even have enough resources on this island to feed ourselves let alone make asteroid smashing rocketlaunchers!

Stop expecting America to save your ass all the time. Wasn’t WWI AND WWII enough? Your space agency needs to do something besides sip tea and play cricket.

Well I am glad we can agree on something for once.

I, for one, welcome the sweet release of death
Alba gu bràth

I hope it hits scotland or wherever u r and u go first.

Just like other gross single mums… You have no respect for propulsion
Alba gu bràth