Jokes apart he's actually a close friend of mine and a gardener IRL randomly. He has a business with his dad. We still sometimes talk on WhatsApp
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He's dead because Orson killed him.
My password is password

The fact Aye is your alpha only makes you the beta.
My password is password

Cite evidence. Orsen has never been pwned, ever.
AyeLewis' dying wish was for me to takeover as the alpha king of the internet and I only hope I'm doing him proud.
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Times he's pwned Orson.
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What dicks your tiny wee mouth has sucked?
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Almost as many as Vlad.
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Is that Pele?
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My password is password

Sounds like a wimp compared to my uncle
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This guy:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberto_Clemente
Roberto Enrique Clemente Walker (August 18, 1934 – December 31, 1972) was a Puerto Rican professional baseball player who played 18 seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Pittsburgh Pirates, primarily as a right fielder. In December 1972, Clemente died in the crash of a plane he had chartered to take emergency relief goods for the survivors of a massive earthquake in Nicaragua.
Clemente spent much of his time during the off-season involved in charity work. When Managua, the capital city of Nicaragua, was affected by a massive earthquake on December 23, 1972, Clemente (who visited Managua three weeks before the quake) immediately set to work arranging emergency relief flights. He soon learned, however, that the aid packages on the first three flights had been diverted by corrupt officials of the Somoza government, never reaching victims of the quake. He decided to accompany the fourth relief flight, hoping that his presence would ensure that the aid would be delivered to the survivors.
The airplane which he chartered for the New Year's Eve flight, a Douglas DC-7 cargo plane, had a history of mechanical problems and it also had an insufficient number of flight personnel (the flight was missing a flight engineer and a copilot), and it was also overloaded by 4,200 pounds (1,900 kg). It crashed into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico immediately after takeoff on December 31, 1972, due to engine failure.

You're 5'1 tho right? And that's before we get to the rest
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Pretty sure those facts go my way, kiddo.
Stop.

What do you beat me at, wee man? I'm bigger, stronger, faster, more intelligent.
These are the facts.
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Probably me. I’m altruistic but incredibly modest despite beating you at everything.
Stop.

He's 15 shots behind Scheffler in the final of the PGA Tour today but when there's a will there's a way!
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