Wow!
He really knows how to cheat!
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Nah, man. Tom Brady is quite simply the greatest of all time and those Super Bowl wins were all legitimate. Stats-wise, he actually isn't that impressive compared to his contemporaries (Peyton, Brees, or Rodgers), but what's really impressive is that he's never had a bad season statistically. He has more pedestrian kind of seasons than those other guys, but he's never had a season where he was a detriment to his team's success.
Even now, in what many are considering his worst season so far, he's still playing pretty well. And this is his 23rd season in the league (21st as the primary starter).
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i think the raw numbers prove he's the best QB ever and probably his records never surpassed.
Mahomes will probably break a lot of them if not all of them.
Mahomes is averaging 4,800 yards a season. Brady averages 4,050 a season.
Mahomes is averaging 37 TDs a season. Brady averages 30.
Mahomes is averaging 600 attempts a season. Brady 566.
Mahomes' completions average is like 390-400 a season. Brady's is around 360.
Brady's records will stand for a while, but in today's QB-driven league, with a talent like Mahomes who slings the pill with such ease, those records will probably be broken in 12-15 years.
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Well, yeah.
Being in football for as long as he has it will make it hard for others to break those records when they retire before getting as old as he is.
There is just no ****ing way anyone can be that good without cheating or some help.
Maybe this guy is onto something?
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i think the raw numbers prove he's the best QB ever and probably his records never surpassed.
he and the very hot Giselle had problems BEFORE he came back from retirement: she bought in her own name a single level 1200 sq feet home in miami beach this past january. so whatever was going on in the marriage, the problems existed a long time before their troubles became public.

Good eye.
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He has the ball secured when his knee his. No fumble. Thems the rules.
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You’re retarded.

Wasn't a fumble. He had it secured when he went to the ground.
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Awwwww…
The pwor wittle baby has a boo boo and can't play!
Awwwwww….
Loving it!
What a ****ing loser.
If he is so great then how can he let his team lose by a blowout???
Cry to the refs some more you wittle cry baby!
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MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Nice! I’ll finally have enough money to move to Germany and become a concert banjoist

Hmmmm…..
The dog Tiger and not the cat?
What a brilliant twist!
I will not only be sure to give you co creator credit for The Crazy Chaos Bunch (Working title) but just consider that your royalty check is in the mail already!
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Half-Pint by a mile.

You sure love them 70s family shows!
Laura Ingalls or Cindy Brady?

you're sitting on a goldmine, Warren! It'll only work if you name the dog Tiger though.

Hey, that gives me an idea for a sitcom.
Have a man and woman who are both widowers and she will have three girls and he will have three boys.
They both meet, fall in love, get married and combine it into one family with six kids, a maid and a cat!
No wait.
A dog.
OK why not both but we will never see the cat again after the pilot episode.
I am going to H.Wood to pitch this idea where I know they will love it!
And if that doesn't work out, I have an idea for a bunch of people who get lost at sea while on a three hour tour and live on a deserted island and get into all sorts of hijinx because of a lovable goof who is a **** up.
And if not that then one about an army hospital during a war with an egotistical yet funny Dr. who does all sorts of silly and crazy things to keep himself from going insane but he will go insane during the three hour finale.
One of these ideas has just gotta stick!
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Til the one day when Tom Brady took Gisele home,
And they knew that they should not live in sin,
He proposed and now they are a family,
And that's the way her name became Brady-Bundchen.
Brady-Bundchen,
Brady-Bundchen,
That's the waaaaaaaaaaay, she became Brady-Bundchen.
doot doot doot doot-doot dooooot
With Ann B. Davis as Alice, motherfuckers!

and he has butsecks with supermodels too
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Thanx for the reminder that he cheated to get each and every one of those.
He is also the greatest at not getting a manicure.
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