Aww, sorry, Vodka

"Houston Texans" reminds me of that "Soda Popinski" game character's name. How lazy are these people who name things?
I just looked it up and the character's original name was "Vodka Drunkenski"

Who came up with the "Houston Texans" team name? What's next, the Philadelphia Pennsylvanians? The New York New Yorkers? The United States United Statesians?
Roasted like a pigskin

Who came up with the "Houston Texans" team name? What's next, the Philadelphia Pennsylvanians? The New York New Yorkers? The United States United Statesians?
Edit: I just found this. They actually went by the results in an online poll? The voters were probably goofing around. Although "Wildcatters" is stupid too.
On March 2, 2000, Houston NFL 2002 announced that the team name search had been narrowed down to five choices: Apollos, Bobcats, Stallions, Texans, and Wildcatters. The list of names was determined after several months of research conducted jointly by Houston NFL 2002 and NFL Properties. An online survey regarding the name generated more than 65,000 responses in just seven days.

The Kansas City Thiefs.
Administrator
"filmboards is a bold experiment in free speech and anarchy"
I GameBoy

Yes it could.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

If you’re the Houston Texans, you blow a 24 point lead in the playoffs. It’s what you do!
That could be a new Geico slogan.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

Nope!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Hopefully.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen.

KC.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Wrong.
The Texans are angry that the Astros might get stripped of their accomplishments, and will prevail over the pesky KC Chiefs.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!