This did. Never seen anything like it.

No, what happened?
Since I moved to London I’ve been going to Chelsea games.
Chelsea fans are quite wild haha.
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Did you see what happened at the Leeds, Villa game? I was meant to go see it but gave my tickets away. Biggest mistake of my life.

Let's see your guy Messi do that
Also Diego Maradnna did that exact goal already several decades earlier:

Messi at 17 years old lol
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Also I'll never give Hazard the respect he may deserve simply due to how toxic he is in the dressing room. The guy's a cancer.

Hazard?! They're fighting for 4th for godsake!

I don’t really enjoy arguing with people I actually like on here but let’s continue
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1. *Kettle of fish, my friend. ‘Cold, rainy night at Stoke’. It’s a retarded argument. Messi has repeatedly destroyed every English side put in front of him. He has destroyed every team put in front of him. He is already playing in the best league in the world, as proven by Spanish teams successes in both European trophies over the last 10 years.
   14 goals across two years is not a small number.
   He already has 12 this season….
   Not for his country, no.
   International football is largely irrelevant for me now personally.
   Incorrect. Portugal were certainly woeful however at a time when they were as bad as they were, Ronaldo single handedly saved them from not qualifying and carried them to the final. You can't say he was woeful because he got injured lmao.
   That tournament was a shambles. They finished below Hungary and Iceland in the group stage? Nah, I’m out.
   And won. You can't say they didn't deserve to win because they came third. Though, I shall admit it was a horrendous year for football over all.
   See above. I would focus more on three CL’s on the trot!
   Now let's agree to disagree. In years to come we'll look back and marvel at having the two greatest footballers of all time playing within the same era. The day they both retire will be a **** day for football and we'll resent not enjoying them both while we had them. However, for me, I'll always be a Ronaldo man ever since I saw him play for man utd as an 8 year old
   Fair play. To throw a spanner in the works though, CR7 isn’t even my number 2! This man is…but maybe that’s me being a Chelsea fan boy
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6984283/Lionel-Messi-scored-25-goals-against-Premier-Leagues-Big-Six-2011-12.html
Doesn't mean ****. What makes the Prem physical, is how demanding it is week after week. Sure he beat teams that play in the Prem but that's a very different cattle of fish than actually playing in the Prem.
14 more cl goals than Messi, who is 2 years younger and still in the competition this year. The point about doing it with different teams is irrelevant. Messi is at the best club of modern history, loves them and has no reason to move
14 goals across two years is not a small number.
And Messi doesn’t? [
Not for his country, no.
That’s a silly argument. When Portugal won the Euros they were absolutely horrendous, CR7 was woeful and he went off injured in the first half of the final. Messi took a mediocre Argentina team within a baw hair of winning the WC against Germany regardless.
Incorrect. Portugal were certainly woeful however at a time when they were as bad as they were, Ronaldo single handedly saved them from not qualifying and carried them to the final. You can't say he was woeful because he got injured lmao.
Neither Portugal nor CR7 were any good in that tournament. They finished third in the group stages
And won. You can't say they didn't deserve to win because they came third. Though, I shall admit it was a horrendous year for football over all.
Now let's agree to disagree. In years to come we'll look back and marvel at having the two greatest footballers of all time playing within the same era. The day they both retire will be a **** day for football and we'll resent not enjoying them both while we had them. However, for me, I'll always be a Ronaldo man ever since I saw him play for man utd as an 8 year old.

Messi spent his whole career at Barcelona because his 5"2 ass knew he could never hack the physicality of any other league, never mind the Prem.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6984283/Lionel-Messi-scored-25-goals-against-Premier-Leagues-Big-Six-2011-12.html
Ronaldo has conquered every league he ever went to, is the leading goal scorer of the Champions league ever, has won it with two different teams and will win it next year after Juve's rebuild with his third team.
14 more cl goals than Messi, who is 2 years younger and still in the competition this year. The point about doing it with different teams is irrelevant. Messi is at the best club of modern history, loves them and has no reason to move.
Ronaldo shows up for big games.
And Messi doesn’t?
No player who's never won a major tournament for his country deserves to be called the greatest.
That’s a silly argument. When Portugal won the Euros they were absolutely horrendous, CR7 was woeful and he went off injured in the first half of the final. Messi took a mediocre Argentina team within a baw hair of winning the WC against Germany regardless.
Ronaldo single handedly qualified Portugal for the Euros. And Portugal are **** compared to Argentina.
Neither Portugal nor CR7 were any good in that tournament. They finished third in the group stages
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That's a free kick.
Messi spent his whole career at Barcelona because his 5"2 ass knew he could never hack the physicality of any other league, never mind the Prem. Ronaldo has conquered every league he ever went to, is the leading goal scorer of the Champions league ever, has won it with two different teams and will win it next year after Juve's rebuild with his third team. Ronaldo shows up for big games. No player who's never won a major tournament for his country deserves to be called the greatest. Ronaldo single handedly qualified Portugal for the Euros. And Portugal are **** compared to Argentina.
Ronaldo is THE man. Messi is his retarded little nephew.

CR7 is two years older, that’s why. Messi has outscored CR7 and isn’t even a proper striker (false 9). Messi covers every blade of grass. He picks up possession in his own half, he controls everything Argentina and Barca do. He’s a freak of nature.
The best player of all time easily.
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Ronaldo has scored a **** tonne of better freekicks. Also Ronaldo surpassed 600 career goals first.

I was just playing dumb. Football is my life!

CR7 is the greatest footballer who ever lived.

CR7 is the robot that replaced C-3PO, right?

Oh so you’re more of a CR7 girl?
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I was eating PB&J and watching The Golden Girls.

I like the Dutch, they seem like a reasonable people to me.
Ding Dong
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Also, Ajax have crazy fans too. But Dutch people are just mental in general
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Football brings out a lot of the human spirit!
Ding Dong
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I need to witness the Rome derby at some point too
Roma are a side I like a lot actually. Totti retiring was seriously emotional ****!
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You should try Boca and River, it's not as good but it is still electrifying
Ding Dong
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It makes for an unreal atmosphere though, my friend. The old firm derby is toxic, it’s brutal, it’s the best derby in world football - and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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