Not sure what's funny, sweetie. TBH I obviously post hyperbolic nonsense a lot for laughs, but this is a hill I'm happy to die on.
Pete Doherty is an absolute genius, and he has that Ian Brown level of 'carving out a banger'
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He's sorted himself out and he's a huge draw again - sell out shows everywhere, number 1 albums.
He's the epitome of the troubled, doomed, beautiful poet
Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

I thought he dies 15 years ago.

Pete and Carl are very much my lifetime's Lennon and McCartney
Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos

That statement is even offensive as hyperbole.
My password is password.

This is honestly the best written song I have ever heard
Greetings. I arrived on Planet Earth from Planet Zambodia 333 years ago to rule Bongoland, as Prince of the Mongos