Australians are like Americans if Americans never accomplished anything in history.
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Everything is funnier when said by Australians
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You really hate the place.

Australia is the most vile, disgusting, and utterly worthless **** stain on the globe. It is a putrid, festering polyp on the anus of mankind; a giant fecal smear on human civilization. Australia has absolutely no culture of any sort (unless you count binge-drinking, wife-beating, meth-smoking, yelling racist abuse on public transportation, and producing violent child pornography as "culture"), it has no history (other than genocide, and they couldn't even do that with any success), and it has contributed absolutely nothing to the world in its entire existence (to date, Australia's greatest contributions to the world have been The Wiggles and vegemite). Thankfully, however, with climate change accelerating at its current rate, this miserable desert island of inbred, singlet-wearing, kangaroo-****ing drunken retards will hopefully be plunged into the ocean within the next century (and, when that happens, absolutely nothing of any value will be lost).