Croissant

I have learned some. My Cajun grandfather whose first language was French taught me some profanity like merde.
I also had French class in school.
It's not enough to be conversational.

History lesson time! Many countries in Africa are former French colonies.
Mr Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long?

^ everyone knows it's physically impossible for black people to speak french
jestergooning

I thought he was black?
My password is password.

My husband speaks French. He can translate.
Mr Blue Sky please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long?

Les Francais sont faciles, comme leurs femmes, il suffit de respect, de diligence et de
beaucoup
de pratique

I learnt it for 3 years and I was honestly ecstatic when I could swap it out in year 9 for another class. My french teacher was devastated. My form tutor was also a french teacher but they left after I was there for about a year and a half. My original french teacher became my new form tutor so I was kinda over the whole french theme after 3 long years of it

I wonder why it's that way lol. I'll have to look that up when I get a chance.

My password is password.

"I wish there weren't so many genders"
-Pandora
My password is password.

Yeah, I know for sure it's not for me. I'm trying to learn some basic Spanish and Catalan which is slightly easier because there are so many similarities to French but still, I feel like I'm not a natural language learner.

I tried to learn German. German learned me. Couldn't hack it.
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky - the Buddha

I think they have three genders or something. Crazy language. I have a German friend who prefers to speak English.

Its not as bad as German! German is insufferable
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky - the Buddha

Not as ****ed up as the word for dick being feminine and the word for vagina being masculine.
Une bite
Un vagine

That reminds me… kinda ****ed up that a garbage can is female.
That's one of the things that stuck with me lol.

When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky - the Buddha

I have tried.
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky - the Buddha

Cuz I ain’t no cheese eating surrender monkey

You don't want their b.o. too?
Have no fear; The Boz is here!

Fucking lol!

dont forget the ending of Blazing saddles: " doing the french mystique"

Kissing…fries and toast are all the french I need