Yeah I bet none of this is new to you
Fav island was Kingston… lots of warehouses to loot and the Assassin’s contract wasn’t bad. I think that’s where you also meet Blackbeard but I don’t remember too much
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I sailed the seas and rode on a dolphin but the national championship is on now so I’ll have to postpone my ship building. What was your favorite island?

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Omg nerd!

Lol you’re going to love it… biggest advice is to invest in your boat as much and as early as you can. There are lots of sea based missions that quickly become impossible if you don’t have the best possible upgrades
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I bought it right after your thread!
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Ayyeee enjoy it!
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STFU, Francis!

I don't even have a ps3 anymore, so fat chance ****.
Good luck getting your trophy for them.

God damnit now I regret being mean to you. Please help me!

Shove your friend request up your ass thirsty, I won't be helping you on the game getting social chests!

Come again? I don’t speak retard.
Anyone care to translate?

Fuck up Junior, you're taking Meghan Markle and the £500,000 security bill to guard her. Funnily enough it will be wasted, as the choc ice will only base an office in Toronto and actually live in a smaller crib in some LA ghetto like Shermon Oaks, Brentwood or Bel Air. You'll actually be paying america's share, americans think you Canucks are so ****en stupid. You'll be paying the security for 2 ****en losers who so desperately want to break into Hollyweird, they's happily step over you arseholes to do it!

I’m Canadian

you are American but this was still funny

I’ll take a dig at whoever the **** whenever the **** I want my son. Idgaf about the American dollar or the American wars. I’m Canadian and we are the silent assassins, the shadow beneath your window while you sleep, the **** brewing in your intestines ready to be released into your jimmies as you fall down a flight of 62 stairs. We Are Trudeau And We Are Legion.
Leafs Up Muh’****a

Sure you're not, thats why you're taking a dig at British people like a typical yank. Your american dream is crumbling ****, US dollars aren't even strong enough to wipe our asses with

I’m not American

You wankers got beat by poor brown people in vietnam, afghanistan, korea, laos and somalia!

Sounds like an insect spray.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Oh ****! Well we all know who Henry was actually tapping.

Nah she was groce. Id sooner fck Christinas preggers looking ass tbh. Miley has a better chance of walkinb through the valley of PENIS than that hoe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

Eva Green would’ve killed that role but the actress they got was still great. I don’t think Geralt lasted long in those violet eyes.

The game version of her was based on Eva Green, they should have got her to play the part.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior