Here is my top five list:

1. Red Dead Redemption 2
2. Assassins Creed: Black Flag
3. The Witcher 3
4. Super Mario 64
5. Mortal Kombat 2
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Respectable

1. Ocarina of Time
2. Super Mario 64
3. Out of This World
4. WarioWare
5. Halo 2/3 BTB

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Red Dead redemption. Smash brothers melee. Blacks Ops. Overwatch. Watch Dogs.
Not an avid gamer anymore but my brother and cousins are.
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Age of Empires II
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Do those games have the option to hide out in Thailand, banging ladyboys while dodging the action?
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Bye, sock!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

You strike me as a Call of Duty or Battlefield kinda guy.

Another useless comment on a serious thread by the bitter, demented old hater troll who has nothing better to do with his day than try to derail threads with his stupidity and nonsense.
Give it a rest, useless ******.
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1. Strip poker
   MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

It's hardcore, ****ed-up ****.
Sure it is, if you're into kiddie ****.
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Zelda ain't kiddie. It's set in a fantasy land with swords and dragons. It's basically Game of Thrones.
Metroid is inspired by the Alien movies. They are non-linear sci-fi shooters about biological weapons of war. Not exactly Teletubbies.
Mario is about a fat Italian plumber who does mushrooms and then jumps on turtles and kicks them into lava. It's hardcore, ****ed-up ****.

I love kiddie ****.

My top 5 list looks a lot different, but then again i'm not into kiddie ****.

1. Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic (Xbox)
2. Far Cry 5 (Xbox One)
3. Ambermoon (Amiga)
4. Fallout New Vegas (Xbox 360)
5. Civilization (Amiga)
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That's more like it.